Samantha Massey

Deputy US Marshal. TX. Now LA.
(Parody Account)

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

This speaks to me at the soul😢. 🍗🍕🍩

https://t.co/yCA0sEvc19

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

@SuzerainSeraxa With a foxy chick like you? Only for a price!

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

Didn't get any 🍫 but got these bad boys instead: Cinnamon Rolls.

Thank you to the person who loves me to get his roll of joy. 😍

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

I want some chocolate. 🍫 🍫 🍫

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

@DavidReyesMWRP 😈😈😈😈🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫😍😍😍😍🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫😈😈😈😈

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

Day 2 with out chocolate. I've gotten desperate.

I LOVE YOU 🍫🍫🍫🍫

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

I need chocolate I've ran out and now I'm feeling a way that nobody should feel. 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

@HeyFiddleFiddle @SuzerainSeraxa @Taaritreehugger @Lokiyoursavior *pulls hands forward stepping back then accidently dropping the chocolate ��� from her hands." We don't need to go that far....it's just uhh...

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

@SuzerainSeraxa @HeyFiddleFiddle @Taaritreehugger @Lokiyoursavior 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I don't know what you are talking about. I don't have any 🍫 (says in her mind ; to share that is while hiding the last bar behind her back)

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

@HeyFiddleFiddle @SuzerainSeraxa @Taaritreehugger @Lokiyoursavior Hey you two enough bickering where's the chocolate? 🍫 I want chocolate 🍫 🍫 🍫 🍫 🍫

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

@CaptainDana_MW @OfficerMckenzie @DavidReyesMWRP Explain to me what does he even do to even be consider for a promotion? @OfficerMckenzie does more than him. She needs one.

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

Thank you to my not so secret admirer for this box of 🍫🍫🍫😍😍😍😍😍😍😏😏😏😏😏

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

@SuzerainSeraxa @HeyFiddleFiddle @Taaritreehugger @Lokiyoursavior *pops head in chewing on 🍫* Chocolate?!?!!? I heard my name and chocolate where?!

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

@SuzerainSeraxa You're kinda...no really adorable actually did you ever get chocolates form anyone before? Cause ima fixing for a delivery real soon for ya.

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

@OfficerMckenzie

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

@OfficerMckenzie Humm? Oh right I guess I can spare one.

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

#NightShiftMood 😋🍩🍫🍬🍭🍕🍩🍩🍩🍩

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

@HeyFiddleFiddle *cringes into her bite into her jelly 🍩 accidently dropping some filling on the her phone screen and paperwork* Jimminie Cricket's I guess I've gotta throw these files away...*Shurgs and trashes papers*

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

@HeyFiddleFiddle Well you did tweet it and I'm just your neighborhood cop trying to keep people safe....while snacking on a donut or two.

[Samantha Massey @DepSMass]

Doctors Orders. https://t.co/1rdOeNMX70