July 13th 2024. a terrifying escalation in our nations political divide. I’ll always remember where I was. Trying on my dr manhattan suit that had just arrived from Temu
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the fall of Rome” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest
My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us
Radiohead is literally just Coldplay for dudes that sit on their balls and their balls go into their butt and they have to go to the hospital and fart out their balls