Dept. of Justice

Shuffle up and get arrested.

[Dept. of Justice @DepofJustice]

It's true, we did strike a deal with FTP and PS to enable them to return $ to American players. How else was I gonna get back my $25?

[Dept. of Justice @DepofJustice]

If Doyle Brunson knew how much poker we play at the office he'd be turning over in his grave. Huh? He's not? Well that's good news, right?

[Dept. of Justice @DepofJustice]

Awesome news!!! We just signed Prahlad Friedman! #blackfriday #DOJcares

[Dept. of Justice @DepofJustice]

We don't want to ruin everything... That said, we're issuing a new Durrr challenge. How long can @Tom_Dwan hold the soap in a prison shower?

[Dept. of Justice @DepofJustice]

Starting to feel guilty now. Met a guy last night named Russ Hamilton that makes his living w/online poker. Hope he makes out ok.

[Dept. of Justice @DepofJustice]

Home games are still legal, we just don't hold them. Daniel Tzvetkoff tells us friends are overrated. #DOJcares #BlackFriday

[Dept. of Justice @DepofJustice]

Poker is not a game of skill, it's simply luck. That said, we would like to warn the public that @erik_seidel might be the devil. #DOJcares

[Dept. of Justice @DepofJustice]

Our Aces getting cracked at the .05/.10 limit tables had almost nothing to do with the shut down. #DOJcares #BlackFriday