Home Depot Customer Service

If you wish to see your family again, you must eat through the infinite amount of layers of Drywall they are trapped behind! (MEME ACCOUNT)

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Obama has submitted to the cause. As should all of you.

[Home Depot Customer Service @DepotCustomer]

https://t.co/meRtSnqXvP Wanna become one of us? Head on down to your local Home Depot Server today!

[Home Depot Customer Service @DepotCustomer]

What would you do to defend yourself if someone broke into your house? #noquestionsasked

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Just a friendly HD Management reminder; discrimination against any HD employee and rule bending/breaking will result in eternal Drywall Banishment! (Layer placement varies)

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Nobody has EVER made it past #layer127

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The children of '98 are still missing! Perhaps a few pounds of drywall will reveal their location?