Depressed Chris Bosh

The world's a roller coaster and I am not strapped in. The #Loneranger; NOT THE REAL CHRIS BOSH

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Seriously. That guy had the most impressive schlong shot I've ever seen #OdensCock #Boshwantstoknow

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

I just asked Greg Oden if that was his actual penis in that picture. He just looked at me weird #LoneRanger #Curiosity #Gay

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

@blackdust304 Fuck you for ruining my giant sandy penis #sandcastle #mammothsized22inchcock #realisticasfuck #humbletho

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Maybe I'd play better if the writers weren't always mean to me. But no! Fuck me, I guess.

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Game 7 Friday...(sigh)...death is inescapable

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Ppl need to stop telling me congratulations. I did not win best female athlete! #BritneyGriner

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Drinking away my sorrows at home #criesforhelp

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Have been getting many get well soon letters in the mail, many of which contain pictures of vaginas #kickinmewhileimdown

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

This is not funny

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

My wife got the new baby a Lebron jersey to wear tonight. Are you kiddin me!

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

MY BABY IS WHITE! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Lebron went to college. Wait no he didn't #thingsthatmakemehappy

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Apparently my birds nest is very similar to Lebrons luffa #awkwardshowermomentswithLebron #pubes

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Those 10 seconds of darkness when your night light goes out #lonerangerfears

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Who ever keeps glueing their pubes onto my lucky teddy please stop. He's not soft anymore #noonelefttoholdme

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Stephen A said I might be traded today. I don't want to leave all my frie--who the fuck am I kidding? #foreveralone

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

@PalmerBlackLSU gay

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Lebron and Dwayne said they're gonna split the rest of my contract if I get drafted to the WNBA #bestfriends

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Everyone's gonna be yellin at me now. Thanks Kurt Rambis #asshole @NOTSportsCenter @TheFakeESPN

[Depressed Chris Bosh @DepressedBosh]

Just fired my lawn boy for mowing giant veiny penis's into the grass #impressivedetail #stillmadthough