PessimisticPokerist

contradiction appreciator, laughing at the absurdities of our times

[PessimisticPokerist @DepressedGambl1]

Twitter is the confirmation bias gigafactory

[Patrick Leonard 🫡 @padspoker]

Martin Kabrhel just asked Mike “The Mouth” Matusow to please be quiet.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

how it started how it's going

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Tweet: "fuck this brownie is so good rn"

Ten immediate replies: "Well said. Brownies combine eggs, granulated sugar, and cocoa powder in a way that quietly elevates the culture. They're not just a snack, they're a vibe."

[PessimisticPokerist @DepressedGambl1]

@caveman984 @Callum_TH @tolstoybb disagree. trump bad.

[JT @jiratickets]

Look at this chart. Pure insanity. The world is not prepared for what’s about to happen.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Remember to start each day by immediately grabbing your phone and exploding with anxiety and rage at the news

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

People who upload menu photos to the google maps listings of restaurants are the backbone of society.

[Lydia Laurenson @lydialaurenson]

you know what I would pay to read? The article where someone says they gave up financial stability to follow their dreams and realize their highest potential, and it really really did not work out for them, and then they had to pick up the pieces. Has anyone seen this article?

[Sina @SinaHartung]

World War

World War 2
<— you are here
World War 3

2 World 2 War

World War: Tokyo Drift

World and War

World 7

War 8

[Gaeten Dugas @GaetenD]

MRW I get a new female follower and her pinned tweet isn’t an OnlyFans ad.

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

What am i scrolling for ? What do i hope to find ?

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

This is a genuinely incredible story: China found in U.S. archives an energy source that could power its entire future for 20,000 years - and they just made it work.

I'm not exaggerating. In the 1960s the U.S. - specifically Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Tennessee - invented a revolutionary type of nuclear reactor that could run on thorium instead of uranium (much more abundant and cheaper), with no meltdown risk, generating 50x less waste, and requiring no water. Then, due to messy politics, they killed the program in 1969 and fired the visionary behind it.

Afterwards the declassified blueprints for the project sat forgotten in archives for decades. That is until Chinese scientists found them and decided in 2011 to run an experimental project in the Gansu desert to see if they could make it work.

A few days ago, after 14 years of work, they finally did.

I spent many days researching this and wrote the full story - how the technology works, the bureaucratic politics that killed it in America, and why this could genuinely be game-changing.

Here's the link to the article: https://t.co/COekQLwUBc

[Dominic Pino @DominicJPino]

"American Culture" account doesn't know how we spell "check" in 🇺🇸

[Nour Sever @NourPoker]

“Poker gives you freedom.”
Yeah, I’m free.
Free at 4 AM eating cold gas station chicken after punting 3 buy-ins to a guy named Rick.

[PessimisticPokerist @DepressedGambl1]

oh fuck yeah, love this song https://t.co/77wf8FLA9s

[PessimisticPokerist @DepressedGambl1]

@helium engage engage engage for MORE merch

[PessimisticPokerist @DepressedGambl1]

@SunoMusic why are all my male vocals twangy country? make it stop

[Aaron Barone @abarone68]

+$2300 on Hendon Moob