Depressed Santa

Old Saint Nick. Struggling a bit, if I'm honest.

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

This is why you always got the good shit

[Court @courtneybarber_]

People putting out milk and cookies for Santa was I the only one that left a beer 😂😂😂

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

@rwatson1955 I took the bottle

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

If you leave milk out for me it tells me you hate joy. In the UK I get sherry, brandy, whisky, the odd Jagerbomb. That’s how it’s done.

[MitsuKris @Mitsukris]

Cookies and Milk have been left out for Santa Claus. 🎅

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Goodnight! 🎄

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

Prefer booze but will take over milk

[Krypton Report Podcast @KryptonReport]

What my kids left out for #Santa @ZOAenergy #Christmas2023

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

This guy is getting coal

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

let’s be honest I already ate the cookies I left out for Santa

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

Stoked

[Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸 @gay_horse420]

Waiting for Santa

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

It will do NICELY *hic*

[Anthony @swagdaddy896352]

We don't have cookies and milk for Santa, hopefully this'll do

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

This dude’s place is always a treat

[Ace Justis @BigApple2k25]

Not sure about y'all, but at my house I leave fried chicken and coke out for Santa. What do you leave out for him?

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

Because Americans are joyless.

[KRON4 News @kron4news]

Why do we leave milk and cookies out for Santa? https://t.co/0ENCTQYGJo

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

I will literally take a shit in your stocking.

[Kevinn @Original_K_LoVe]

Hey @LoganPaul & @KSI My son said everyone leaves milk 🥛 for Santa 🎅 how about we leave @PrimeHydrate He could use the hydration. #MerryChristmas

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

Amazing! Lillian is now getting whatever the fuck she wants. THIS is how it’s done. North Americans always think I want milk. TAKE NOTE.

[NGU || Blastojunior @blastojunior]

Family tradition. Set cookies out for Santa bc he will be hungry. Some carrots for the reindeer. A note from Lillian. And some whiskey to keep Santa warm tonight. 😁

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

Honestly, i’m so drunk by now that those elves are a choke hazard waiting to happen. Possibly a law suit.

[Deanna Christal @deannachristal]

Cozy Christmas Eve. Ready for Santa 🎅🏼

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

That doesn’t look alcoholic to me.

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

No. Twitch streaming is automatic naughty list.

[swormy @swormy]

Hiya buns! Decided to hop onto twitch and wait for Santa. Will they show up?
https://t.co/nlt8xl2ihv

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

10/10. No notes.

[Rupak @RupakChatto]

Homemade treats for Santa.

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

Heading for the UK now. My entire sack stinks of Lynx Africa, so I assume most people have been bad this year.

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

@danielgoble Be careful what you wish for

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

Heading for the UK now. My entire sack stinks of Lynx Africa, so I assume most people have been bad this year.

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

Stop moaning, i’m doing Europe next.

[Depressed Santa @DepressedSanta]

Someone asked for a Twitter Blue subscription for Christmas. I shat in their stocking.