Glarfl Chorf

Just a not so average toaster. In this big world.

[Glarfl Chorf @DepressedToastr]

I aspire to be this man

[The Black Flame @NuUdra_official]

We Put Our Differences Aside To Completely Fucking Atomize You.

Enter Our Hollow.

[GameStop @gamestop]

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 at midnight tonight! W00t!

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

$5.50. Paid with six 1 dollar bills. That’s 50 cents change for my math enthusiasts out there. Two quarters for my coin enthusiasts out there. Heart condition at 35 for my health enthusiasts out there

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[Danny Dimes @BreastLoverDan]

1$ wings and 3$ pitchers? Yeah, I’m done studying.

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

i miss this man

[cumdogmillionaire @doggcum2]

A woman could never treat me as well as I treat myself

[Rouge 🇫🇷 @BaguetteWeapons]

Mfw there is infantry dropped from orbit in my SciFi setting

[MA5K CEO @Nobbie_OCs]

Veronica Dare: "I'll never be able to get into this Drone Hive on my own! I need someone to back me up!"

The ever reliable Rookie:

[chib @chibleee]

stayed awake playing marvel rivals until 5am at my big age

[Awesome CoD Zombies Facts @awesumzombiefac]

“Joe, once Barrack and George get here then we can play split screen zombies”