Department against Transport (Parody)

This account is no longer in use due to recent events.

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

Our team:
All 7 of the below are social media admins in addition to their other role.

^MH: Negotiation director
^HM: Media director
^RB: Service improvement director
^LT: Finance director
^RS: Lie director
^SM: Franchisee relations director
^JH: No other role

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@GrandCancel @WorstgroupUK You suggesting it's a choice they have? WorstGroup, you ARE having some Adelantes. ^MH

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@SWFailway @mitchell_hurd @every_station All parody accounts are clearly labelled in accordance with Twitter rules.

The intention never was to impersonate but to try and show the state of our railways and how they are doing so badly due to its management.

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@SWFailway @StageflopSE @SW_Help Sadly we're doing the same. In my view this account never abused anyone?

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

This account will be inactive until further notice.

Control has been handed to the very incapable hands of @transportgovuk.

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@GrandCancel @reformparty_uk Spells "Worst" as in WorstGroup wrong. ^JH

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@GrandCancel I tried applying for a job on your form but it said I was fired! I need a job for when I inevitably lose this one!!! ^JH

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@GrandCancel @reformparty_uk Aren't they against cancelling too? ^JH

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@GrandCancel @reformparty_uk Can't cancel trains if I worked for them, they say they're against cancel culture! ^JH

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

We have concluded that train operators need to do more to prevent incidents such as these in future. Therefore we have instructed them to install bars on windows.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

This video shows the moment tube passengers at Clapham Common smash glass to escape smoke caused by 'brake dust'

https://t.co/8xyWy2cBPY

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@WorstgroupUK @GrandCancel @StageflopSE @GoAwayGroup @Failsdev @ShitrrivaKent Looks amazing! How do you get there? ^SM

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

We are introducing the Stageflop-WorstGroup Act, 2023 which will force @StageflopSE to join @WorstgroupUK.

This is upon request of shareholders. ^SM

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@GrandCancel @StageflopSE @WorstgroupUK @GoAwayGroup @Failsdev @ShitrrivaKent Unless it's a board of shareholders ^SM

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@GrandCancel @StageflopSE @WorstgroupUK @GoAwayGroup @Failsdev @ShitrrivaKent It's amazing what we can do when we bypass parliament! Just ask Rishi! ^SM

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@GrandCancel @StageflopSE @WorstgroupUK @GoAwayGroup @Failsdev @ShitrrivaKent Stageflop-WorstGroup Act 2023, Amendment (1) now includes these 3 companies.

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@SWFailway Sure, that'd be useful. Otherwise I'll get fired for not cancelling enough services ^SM

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

Anyone good with tech around here? The cancellation system isn't accepting my username - if the person who maintains the system sees this it's "Steve.Montgomery" ^SM

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@GrandCancel @WorstgroupUK @ShitrrivaKent Oh go on, I'll give him access too. We share common goals. ^SM

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

First class ticket holders will now be banned from first class.

Tory members, upon presentation of a valid Tory membership card, will be able to use first class areas.

This applies to all TOCs managed by the department.

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@GrandCancel @WorstgroupUK It sure does! ^SM

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@jogideon @AvantiWestCoast We have had no concerns raised with us. She said something about cancellations but didn't say anything about shareholders losing money so I don't think she actually raised any problems ^SM

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

@GrandCancel Advance fares from York to London on GC start from just one kidney! ^SM

[Department against Transport (Parody) @DeptTransportUK]

Why choose train travel? It's a stressful way to get around, you miss connections and you have the freedom to catch up on whatever you need to while waiting on a cold platform for your delayed train.

[Rail Delivery Group @RailDeliveryGrp]

Why choose train travel? It’s a sustainable way to get around, you miss rush hour traffic and you have the freedom to catch up on whatever you need to.

#NothingBeatsBeingThere #GreenTravelPledge