The Department of Darkness

The official Twitter for The Department of Darkness.

Catch Schäffer The Darklord on tour this month!

[The Department of Darkness @DeptofDarkness]

@capitalrapital What's that?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You: Why is my balance so low?

Economists: Bc working Americans haven’t gotten a raise in 30 years despite unprecedented growth; & living costs have exploded.

Chase: Maybe if you skipped that Dunkin on April 22nd you‘d be able to afford your RX meds. That’s how that works right

[The Department of Darkness @DeptofDarkness]

@mikalkhill You've been chosen.

[SPORF @Sporf]

🇬🇭 @TrueKofi:

✅ WWE Champion
✅ Intercontinental Champion
✅ United States Champion
✅ World Tag Team Champion
✅ Raw Tag Team Champion
✅ SmackDown Tag Team Champion

👏 The first EVER African-born @WWE Grand Slam Champion.

[WWE @WWE]

EXCLUSIVE: @TrueKofi, @XavierWoodsPhD & @WWEBigE get emotional as they try to put the significance of Kofi's #WWEChampionship victory at #WrestleMania35 into words.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

When someone called a fmr Republican Congressman a “moron” at our televised town hall, I shut it down immediately - bc I believe our policies can win on merit, & can be improved w/ productive discourse.

You know we’re winning when the GOP resort to vapid, personal insults ⬇️

[LittleKuriboh @yugiohtas]

Me: I wonder if Tidus is pronounced Teedus or Tide-us.

KH1: Hey TEEDUS

Me: Oh, okay.

KH2: Hey TIDE-us.

Me: Oh fuck you.

[The Department of Darkness @DeptofDarkness]

SHAWN SOLO WITH THE REMIX! 🔥

[The Department of Darkness @DeptofDarkness]

@capitalrapital

[The Department of Darkness @DeptofDarkness]

@_mcchris Hi.

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

BIG NEWS! This spring I will join forces with @MegaRan @mclars & @mc_frontalot for another installment of the Mt. Nerdcore Tour! This time...it’s the third time. Tickets go on sale this Thursday February 14th at https://t.co/t3132WKfWY. #mtnerdcoretour

[The Department of Darkness @DeptofDarkness]

@YoEaves

[The Department of Darkness @DeptofDarkness]

@MegaRan

[The Department of Darkness @DeptofDarkness]

@evoljennifer @MegaRan @markschaffer Nice!

[The Department of Darkness @DeptofDarkness]

@evoljennifer @markschaffer GOOD.

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

Today I cross a dream off my list by appearing on a Grammar Club album! Also, in spite of my appearance on said album, this new record of theirs is incredible. GET IT. https://t.co/eQQsqxtvEy

[The Department of Darkness @DeptofDarkness]

@Shubzilla @billbeats

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

Good morning, friends. Please enjoy my new holiday song "House Tickle Pfeiffer," produced by @xVinceVandalx. Download it for free or name your price. Just make sure that this song makes its way into your holiday music rotation. Get it now at: https://t.co/FhbdSg8Z8b

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

Tomorrow (Tues. Dec. 4th): I am going to release a holiday-ish single on Bandcamp. So get your holiday-ish spirit ready. #htp