David Anderson

Deputy David Anderson of the Louisiana police department.

[David Anderson @DeputyAnderson]

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My

[David Anderson @DeputyAnderson]

"Louisiana police department! Open up!"

[David Anderson @DeputyAnderson]

Anderson knocked loudly on the front door of the baker residence, aluminum flashlight in one hand, the other empty.

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💭

[David Anderson @DeputyAnderson]

"That was not the question." https://t.co/bpXiICHRMF

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Is this Kentucky fried?

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He has a gun

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My

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"Hold the fuck up-" https://t.co/jUFPpd3QTT

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐘 @ClancyJavis]

"I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL SHOVEL YOU-" https://t.co/V92pW4nzUo

[David Anderson @DeputyAnderson]

//As David do I get a nigga pass???

[David Anderson @DeputyAnderson]

AUTISTIC SCREECHING https://t.co/xTrKsNU6Hz

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐘 @ClancyJavis]

TRIGGERED. https://t.co/2QUfOF1Z6v

[David Anderson @DeputyAnderson]

"Shit. I thought this was KFC." https://t.co/qxclUkyjk2

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐘 @ClancyJavis]

"Muddafucka this is a pizza place-" https://t.co/rCePxTHlDw

[David Anderson @DeputyAnderson]

"Ill have 2 number nines, a number nine large-" https://t.co/ZC27wMlU5f

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐘 @ClancyJavis]

"This is Domino's Pizza how may i help you?" https://t.co/GIpBB3uxI2

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"Ma'am, you do realize you're calling a police officer a 'cocksucker'."

[David Anderson @DeputyAnderson]

New phone who dis https://t.co/vIvUovC1Ne

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐘 @ClancyJavis]

"SHOVEL COP-"

[David Anderson @DeputyAnderson]

An actual cop is here

Here to shitpost