Mr. Go Fuck Myself

all of my tweets are the property and responsibility of Pfizer inc

[Mr. Go Fuck Myself @DeputyScrotes]

all this time i’ve been filling holes, ignoring the deepest one in my heart

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

every book is called 'the tiny things we know to be small' or 'the darkest wife'

[Mr. Go Fuck Myself @DeputyScrotes]

the subaru is the natural enemy of the pickup truck

[Mr. Go Fuck Myself @DeputyScrotes]

@PurgedMaoist what if you guys just stopped fighting and went on to have amazing lives instead

[ice fisher @2prayer2god2]

I hate my tiny penis, but maybe my hatred is what held him back from ever growing

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Broken phone to match our system / society

[Mr. Go Fuck Myself @DeputyScrotes]

faggot lol

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

5pm est. March 13th. https://t.co/8p1gR9CnAg

[Mr. Go Fuck Myself @DeputyScrotes]

they should make a movie called the seventh sense and they were alive the whole time

[Mr. Go Fuck Myself @DeputyScrotes]

@Pr0spector777 keep my closet door open all night

[computer man @gloomfather]

(Interrupting my wife’s zoom meeting) Hey babe I noticed you didn’t cut my blueberries in half when u made my snack earlier? I guess you want me to choke and die? (Noticing myself reflected in her webcam next to her coworkers) nightmare blunt rotation lmao

[Mr. Go Fuck Myself @DeputyScrotes]

@fleshsimulator they still use pictures of you as the icon and even updated it recently to a newer picture of you lol

[matt @mattybtweets69]

I “get” pussy. On a theoretical level. But, no, I do not have sex.

[JT @jiratickets]

Look at this chart. Pure insanity. The world is not prepared for what’s about to happen.

[Mr. Go Fuck Myself @DeputyScrotes]

@kissingerspeaks https://t.co/d8BOJXiryN

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Retweet if you #StandWithWomen tonight.

[chelsea @chelsea29__]

runescape poisons men and makes them go bald

[Mr. Go Fuck Myself @DeputyScrotes]

@ProofofMaro check out my new band the Al Gore Rhythms

[Jordan @mr_certainly]

Walking around I see so many children who need buccal fat removal

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The IRS wants to take my quest rewards

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn't at the time, but in retrospect I was.