Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 

I've left this place. You can find me on bsky: @monarch-social.de

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

It might have been obvious, considering my inactivity over here, but I have moved on to bluer skies.

You can find me over there as [at]monarch-social.

It was a blast, Twitter! You and your ruthless murder will be remembered.

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

@Telekom_hilft Guten Tag! In den letzten Wochen hatte ich zwei Mal Angestellte Ihrer Vertriebspartner an meiner Tür, habe jedoch kein Interesse an einem Wechsel zur Telekom.
Gibt es eine Möglichkeit vermerken zu lassen, dass ich künftig keine derartigen Besuche mehr möchte?

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

THE TROPHY! 😭
#Eurovision2024

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

Oh, go fuck yourself, buzz kill! Obviously relevant enough for you to go into the trends and look for tweets to reply to. How sad...

[TopGamesEndless @stepdevant]

@DerMonarch Eurovision is overated ! That's just for old people and country who seek gratitude..

But Swiss 1st

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

WE'RE GOING TO SWITZERLAND BABY!
Congratulations Nemo! Highly, SO highly deserved!
#Eurovision2024

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

Twelfth place for Germany, eh? #Eurovision2024

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

@Rannoch100 At this point, Petra has seen it all, I guess. That probably helps.

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

@Rannoch100 Hard same, honestly...

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

My Top 10:

1 - Switzerland
2 - Croatia
3 - Portugal
4 - France
5 - Armenia
6 - Spain
7 - Ireland
8 - Italy
9 - Finland
10 - Latvia

Overall this felt like a weak year. It was hard to find 10 songs I genuinely liked/appreciate as Eurovision contenders. #Eurovision2024

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

So, I am still not around. But since this is a Twitter tradition for me, have my comments on the #Eurovision2024 songs while I contemplate on my Top 10.

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

@Rannoch100 Right? The staging was so gay, it had the potential to be my immediate favourite. But it was so boring.

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

@Rannoch100 I disagree with the notion that our recent performance has that much to do with Germany being Germany. We just haven't chosen an actual Eurovision banger since Michael Schulte. Average radio pop songs.

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

@Rannoch100 Good song, but zero potential of actually winning the ESC, unfortunately.

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

Oi! Listen up here, folks!
You can finally jump ship without needing an invite! Just please don't tell the people who turned this place into a shithole!
https://t.co/Bo0kh37NhY

[Jon Of Us @JonOfUs]

Ob alle Rechten, die gerade Bauernprotest und #Generalstreik2024 feiern das Grundsatzprogramm (Seite 88 lol) der AfD gelesen haben?

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

Kinners, ich habe einen... Rettungsring frei. Wenn ihr wisst was ich meine. Raus aus diesem Höllenloch, hin zum... ozeanfarbenen Firmament.

Wem soll ich den zuwerfen?

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

Warum ging gerade ein riesiger kirchlicher Umzug durch die Stadt, der Kerzen mit sich trägt und die ganze Zeit Lieder zu Ehren Marias gesungen hat? Hab ich eine Kirchenfest verpasst?

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

@IcyHummingbird Men in particular are often so starved of positive reinforcement. Those moments when you do get it are worth so much.

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

Okay, this goes out to everyone who understandably dropped Wheel of Time after Season 1:
Watch Season 2!

I nearly didn't and I'm so glad I did. I've never seen a show improve this drastically between seasons. It's close to GoT levels of quality in everything but budget.

[Monarch 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺  @DerMonarch]

Watched Red, White & Royal Blue again. It is such a shame that no Amazon Prime romcom is ever going to be nominated for any awards because Nicholas really acted his heart out in that movie.