DerailedTrainofThought

"I have great faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence" ~Edgar Allan Poe

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

hearign a lot abt game of thrones think ill check it out tonight never seen it but how complicated could it be

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

cant believe mr peanutbuter got a cameo and i didnt you know how many horses are in this show

[Broke Millennial ® @BrokeMillennial]

What is your immediate reaction when a very wealthy person talks about earning money and follows it up with, “but I don’t need the money...”?

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

hate that we live in a world where if you dont tell someone happybday on social media then you must not care so happy birthday diane i bet youre pretty old now

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

nevr really understood y mardi gras is on a tuesday thats not when the drink specials r

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

do olives even grow in gardens

[DerailedTrainofThought @DerailedT]

White ppl are legit crazy. Why do y’all think there’s so many hurricanes named after us?! #soundsaboutwhite #whiteppl #lol #funny #crazy #Showerthoughts #justsayin #tbh #psa #realtalk #humor #joke #hurricane #names #dank

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

what is an ariana grande why r people freaking out over a starbucks drink

[DerailedTrainofThought @DerailedT]

#Shaggymeme #shaggymemes #memes #meme #memetwit #memequeen #dank #dankmemes #funny #lol #pic #funnypic #funnymeme #zoinks #shaggy #ShaggyforMK11 #photo #twittermemes #twittermeme

[DerailedTrainofThought @DerailedT]

For something that comes from Canada, Canadian geese are not polite at all. They are rude as well, like American tourists. #ChangeYourMind #changemymind #showerthoughts #random #stoned #stonerthoughts #randomthoughts #geese #canada #rude #america #lol #funny #wtf #justsayin #tbh

[DerailedTrainofThought @DerailedT]

Chihuahuas are the Canadian geese of the canine world. Change my mind. #ChangeYourMind #changemymind #Showerthoughts #fyi #Chihuahua #realtalk #lol #geese #truth #funny #smalldogs #geese #retweet #twitter #fyi #lmao #joke #humor

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

im already over 2019

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

really @netflix you have allllll my headshots

[DerailedTrainofThought @DerailedT]

Corn off the cob is just boneless corn. #changemymind #Showerthoughts #boneless #corn #random #justsayin

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

blahh blah blah

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

so just found out im paying for @netflix literally no perks to this job

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

i bet you dont mmake the stranger things kids pay @netflix

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

ughhh stop sending me screeners im not even in the acadmey

[DerailedTrainofThought @DerailedT]

I love when customers ignore what I say and get mad when I repeat myself. Like damn bitch listen to me like you listen to your momma. #customers #peoplesuck #listen #lol #CustomerService #stupid #eyeroll #smh #psa #funny #listenup #dumbass #bitch #thoughts #showerthoughts

[DerailedTrainofThought @DerailedT]

What song did Princess Leia play while having sex with Han?
Ridin Solo
#starwars #lol #funny #puns #jokes #joke #comedy #music #sex #dirty #dirtymind #dirtyjokes #stonedjokes #stonedthoughts #lit #lithumour #showerthoughts #lmao #smile #dailychuckle #laugh #sex