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This song trash but I'm hype

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Bill burr exceptional actor like very great at acting

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My dad pays for an app that combines PDFs i think like $25

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McDonald’s has the best iced latte I’ve ever had I’m being serious

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Alternating bites of Chinese chicken salad and peanut butter and jelly feeling amazing

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Can someone please explain to me why oceans 11 is so good and other movies are so bad

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Where in the fuck is my bed threads linen limoncello duvet cover who the heeeelllll loses a duvet cover

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Can someone explain to me once and for all why Rashida jones is in the social network

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Forget if I’ve already put this in writing every single mash up is good

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Can Ridley Scott stop making movies they’re never good

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@1savagemthrfkr I just changed my mind hours ago got the sudoku app on my Roku really dialed in

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Sudoku sucks majorly

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I like sudoku now and am disgusted by connections

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Just got emotional watching a video of a little girl getting a Stanley for Christmas

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“I’m wondering if Claire should take one of your hay fever pills”

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“I’ve been getting into combining PDFs. I love that shit.” - my dad

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Holy fuck i fuckin hate truffle smothered in truffle burping truffle for an hour

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PAs arguing “you’re tired because you woke up early to play d&d” “ok well you went larping in Austin for a WEEK”

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No one talks about how hard it is to watch men do tsa i really can’t watch this that many more times

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Fucked my life up and watched 1917 and All Quiet on the Western Front back to back on the plane

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Just watched nutty professor