Derek Allan Wilmeth

Uncomfortably American

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

@TonyHinchcliffe won the roast tonight, no doubt

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

If I see a guy with an "Austin 3:16" shirt at the bar, you bet he's my new best friend

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

So apparently the button in the elevator with a little fireman's helmet, is not the button you push when you want a little fireman's helmet ..

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

Patrick mahomes isn't half the quarterback Jay Cutler was and I will die on that sword.

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

Really sucks to see the better team lose to a bullshit call...

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

Go. Fucking. Birds.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

In the Dangerous Nights Crew, we live for New Year’s Eve. You can change in 2023, but tonight is your chance to slick back your hair, slop up your steak, and be a piece of shit.

It’s a dangerous night. Tonight is the night. It’s the light of my life.

I want a dangerous night.

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

Dereoke

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

When in Rome, get fucked like the Romans did @thall034

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

Not today Merle @thall034

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

Bonjour. Croissant. Millions.

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

Who can help me set up a fight between @thall034 and Steven Segal? I need to prove a point. Retweet till he sees

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

Not today Merle

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

#BushDidSloppySteaks

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Finally got a massage where they use those hot stones but I didn’t know they’d shove ALL of them up my ass.

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty.

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

Get her a towel, it's come on Eileen

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

@ITYSL @thall034

[Derek Allan Wilmeth @DerekAllan16]

My sweet dick, it's magic! @thall034

[Barstool ISU @BarstoolISU]

Herky killed the Queen #RIP