Derek Allen

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

@the_mls @mPinoe @TheWNBPA @TheNBPA @MLSPA If a cop tells me put your left foot in left foot out. Right foot in right foot out. Then I’m doing the hokey pokey! #laws

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

@the_mls @mPinoe @TheWNBPA @TheNBPA @MLSPA If a cop tells you to stop you stop! How point blank is that?

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

@the_mls @mPinoe @TheWNBPA @TheNBPA @MLSPA This world is fucked!

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

@redsteeze #whatshisname

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

@stephenasmith #whatshisname

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

@KingJames #whatshisname

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We will NOT stand for looting, arson, violence, and lawlessness on American streets. My team just got off the phone with Governor Evers who agreed to accept federal assistance (Portland should do the same!)...

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

This sports protest is unreal.... how is that 5 year old doing that got shot execution style doing??? Or does anyone even know about it?

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Even announcers are trolling the Astros now

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

😲UN-BE-LIEVABLE

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

@shootermcgavin @casey_brockman

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Crazy “Nancy Pelosi, you are a weak person. You are a poor leader. You are the reason America hates career politicians, like yourself.” @seanhannity She is totally incompetent & controlled by the Radical Left, a weak and pathetic puppet. Come back to Washington and do your job!

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

@TheEllenShow with everything going on in the world my nieces decided to redecorate for my sister! Isn’t it Beautiful!

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

John reed is probably losing his mind during this quarantine

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

@shootermcgavin @PinseekerMcgee @jonhuelsman

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

Why doesn’t the Illinois vs zona game from 2005 get talked about more. Head,brown, and Williams were the original splash brothers.@stevendstroh @101espn

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

@RizzShow captain underpants

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

Just had lotawata creek for the first time..... wow 🙌🏻

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

@Kendallfoster12 Meany

[Derek Allen @DerekAllen5]

Where should I send my resume for the new prince of the royal family?