Derek Alley

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@brianchastings There is a good joke here about “duping.” I just haven’t found it yet. 🤔

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@BobbyJamesPoker It’s such a bad line and range disadvantage. That it tricked me into thinking he had to have it. Like, no one can be this bad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@gaberuns Duhhhh… if we are in the business of folding the 4th best hand in the game to a single raise… we shouldn’t be playing the tournament. Stay home pal. Ya ain’t built for this life. 🤷‍♂️

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@LakeShowYo She was correct in saying “people are here to watch me too”,,, just not in the way she thinks. 🧱

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@Breaking911 Might need to check this gals mental health… or lack thereof.

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@Choppodong1 If u aren’t raising this hand. What are ya raising? Just draws and 56s? Balance dictates a raise.

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@Ava_AM12ff Hello! Im a Retard!

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@go2hellcarolina I’ll take “things that are completely false” for 800 Alex! 🤣🤣🤣

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@AllenKessler @YouTube @shaundeeb Please edit it to him taking the ticket to the cafe and asking for some free chicken tendies, no sauce! 🙏

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@alec_busse I bet this guy is a lot of fun at parties!

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@SusieM414141 I got a strong feeling how these folks voted. Absolutely unhinged.

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@TheOnlyDSC This broad clearly has never turned down a meal.

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@IanJaeger29 But wait, guys wait… i thought tariffs and sanctions didn’t work?!? 🤔 …. In all fairness, i have no idea if this is true or just clickbait. 🤷‍♂️

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@BAYCBoshi @FarazJaka Poker is still alive folks! Qq-AA is equivalent to AJ. This is top range with no spade or straight draw blockers. 🤦‍♂️

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@allenanalysis Libs aren’t smart enough to put two and two together. Biden getting buried in polls. Trying to put his political opponent in jail. Yet we have Epstein files implicating him and don’t release it? 🤔 If you can’t see that math ain’t math’n, then there’s no hope for you.

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@GavinNewsom Thank God, not your dumbass. The entire country would be a dumpster fire like you’ve turned California into. But keep up the good work pal! You’re ensuring the next election is a red landslide again.

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@Kevmath what’s the name of the wash and fold laundry service that will pickup/ drop off to strip hotels? Thanks in advance. You da man.

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@getnickwright Clickbait. And i fell for it.

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@go2hellcarolina So we are boycotting the watching of the rest of the weekend right?!? F them! Oh wait, just kidding. You’ll watch every second.

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@Rothmus I can’t imagine the gluten-free orders that came from this party. Thank the lord they put auto tips on parties of this size.