Derek

[🇯🇵SAIGOU🇯🇵郷田剛士🇯🇵 @oidonhagouda]

To all my American friends:

You guys are actually terrifying 😂🇺🇸

CoCo Ichibanya has over 1,500 stores across Japan.
Japan’s total population is 120 million. Tokyo alone has 14 million people.

Yet the #1 highest-grossing CoCo Ichibanya store in the entire country is in Okinawa — a prefecture with only 1.46 million people.

Why?
Because American service members stationed there regularly order multiple full plates per person like it’s nothing.

One American = multiple Japanese portions.

We always knew you guys had big appetites… but damn, you’re single-handedly making a small island the curry capital of Japan.

Respect.
And please keep eating. We’re impressed (and a little scared).

Which one of you is responsible for this? Drop your CoCo stories below 👇

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

It took 11 years defending himself over one story. This is what they do to people who hold them accountable.

Nobody is held accountable because the people who have the power to do so are afraid of the retaliation. But David is different. His love of truth was greater than his regard for himself.

[The Protagonist @protagonist_xig]

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

The world boomers stole from my children.

It’s heart breaking that they won’t live in anything remotely similar to what I had.

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

The Epstein Files?
Release all.
Sort through them.
Round up the suspects.
Liberal use of polygraphs and “enhanced interrogation” techniques.
Public Executions.
The slow kind.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Thomas Massie just went nuclear on Trump’s DOJ for bringing zero “charges, arrests, or investigations” over the Epstein files.

“Who should be investigated?”

“I’ll name them right here.”

“Leon Black.”

“Jes Staley, accused of terrible things.”

“Leslie Wexner.”

“Why did the FBI list him as a co-conspirator in their own documents in a child sex trafficking case, and then tell him that they had no questions for him?”

“Over 3 million documents describing horrible things, unspeakable things, much of it redacted.”

“Over two dozen people have resigned, CEOs, members of government worldwide.”

“But I haven’t seen any arrests or investigations here in the United States.”

“Prince Andrew, Duke of York, who has since been stripped of his royal titles due to his affiliation with Jeffrey Epstein, has been arrested.”

“Peter Mandelson, who previously served as UK’s ambassador to the United States, resigned in disgrace from UK’s House of Lords and the Labour Party, and he’s been arrested.”

“Former Prime Minister of Norway, Thorbjørn Jagland, has been charged.”

“But we don’t see any charges, arrests, or investigations in the United States.”

“What do we see?”

“We see our FBI director celebrating in the locker room at the Olympics overseas.”

“We need justice.”

@RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

this being real is so insane. HOW IS EVERYONE ACTING NORMAL RN

[Paul Hundred, GED @paul_hundred]

Japan aint playin they turnin niggas into sushi over there

[Pride Month Connor @ConnorNotConnor]

Just realized Dick Cheney isn’t even in the files. He just did all that for the love of the game

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇯🇵 CORRECT!

Q: “People say the rules in Japan are too strict”

A: “Yes it is, but you don’t have to come here”

Q: “So don’t come to Japan, if you don’t want to respect the rules?”

A: “Yes”

That’s obvious and should apply to all countries.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Austin Reaves: “Did we shoot over 40% from three today?”

Reporters: “Nope. 39.4.”

Reaves: “Sh**. In Arkansas we round that up.”

Reporters: “Not with 0.4.”

Austin: “I said in Arkansas.”

😭😭😭 (via @mcten)

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

Lack of discipline is the reason behind every single L I’ve taken in life

[Xaviaer DuRousseau @XAVIAERD]

So let me get this straight…

A bartender can go to prison for serving drinks to a drunk person if they drive and murder someone—

…but judges aren’t accountable after letting a 14 TIME REPEAT OFFENDER murder a young woman?

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Nutritionist: “Your diet is bad.”
Dentist: “Your brushing is wrong.”
Friends: “Your life is a mess.”
Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

This situation is very common, if you don't know anybody like this it's because you're too young or because they don't trust you enough to tell you what's going on in their marriage

It's embarrassing, people don't like talking about it, most men just suck it up

[GLIZZYGOAT @glizzygoat420]

Call me Mike Vick the way I’m about to put these dogs down

[hunter* @y2khunter]

his head too square he’d be in dat mask looking like a funko pop

[Derek @DerekAustin91]

@breakingbenj Would you ever come to Okinawa for a show for the troops out here?