Derek Branning

East Ends very own greasy soprano. Local hardman, tough as nails. Love my Alice.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

@yassyhalpin if ya like me 079 me.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

Eastenders without me is shit. Lets be honest.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

Someone better tell Tyler my Alice will still be around to collect my earnings from the stall.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

Now he's wearing a scarf indoors. Mug.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

Sort ya collars out Jack you fuckin pansy

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

@grimreaperblog the wi fi is great.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

That's my Alice. Gwaaarn girl.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

@LadyxFarrah all good things must come to an end my fair lady. Feel free to join me up here...

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

Ungrateful ginger twat. I'll have a sandwich Carol.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

All missing me now aren't ya. Bastards.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

. @rioferdy5 neither could I.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

On in 5. Be there or be square. Albert square.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

@MacGyver_SG1 Kat loves me. She'll top herself tonight, just you watch. Then we'll be together again.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

Paid Fat Pat a surprise visit yesterday. Fat bitch had Franks bollocks on for earrings and claimed they were Xmas baubles.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

JLS ft Derek Branning - Heart won't beat again

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

@chloemurphy22 *you

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

@chloemurphy22 the ducking mug. That's me told. Clown.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

Got a meeting with the man upstairs. I'm out.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

@LewisHickey95 you look like that cunt out of N Dubz now jog on lad.

[Derek Branning @DerekBranning9]

@BacScott1 she fancies a bit more than that young lad. She fancies a pig in a blanket and indeed she'll get it.