Derek Clifford

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@jennyblyth @Rainmaker1973 On it!!!!

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@Stu_A_Lew You're a good man... and thorough!

(... also, I don't actually remember sending that tweet 😟)

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Enter the 12 Days of Crossmas https://t.co/pHNDjrPOpg

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@martinhoneill 66 year old Martin...

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Vauxhall Corsa-e worth over £31k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th September. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/b9g8mLbNA7

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Peugeot e-208, worth £31k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st May. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/b9g8mLbNA7

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Tesla Model Y, worth £55k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th April. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/b9g8mLbNA7

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I know today is apparently Blue Monday but...

... rest of the week isn't exactly a packet of Skittles at the moment is it!

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Win FREE Beer For A Year from @ RedchurchBrewer https://t.co/zISKgcStkK https://t.co/kuWsQ9Dz7f

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Best thing about getting a delivery...

...the bubble wrap!!

And not just any bubble wrap!
GIANT bubble wrap

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@IMDb

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@StudiocanalUK Tony: You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Hauser.

Douglas Quaid: Look who's talking

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While running the tap for a glass of water someone flushes the toilet at the same time...

... ever worry the pipes get confused?

#ThoughtOfTheDay

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Supermarkets at 6am are now like Nightclubs at 2am! Security on the door, one in/one out policy, queues round the block and a subtle undercurrent of potential violence.

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@NickKingTweets @Stu_A_Lew Jesus Christ! Do you have a Mr Benn style magic door back to an 80's confectionery aisle?

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😱NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

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@NickKingTweets @Stu_A_Lew ... I expect to see a game of Fluffy Bunny: Mini Party Ring Special Edition broadcast shortly

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@Stu_A_Lew 🎼ain't no party ring party like a deviant party ring party..🎼

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... never knew how much I actually ate out til every establishment I've EVER had food from emailed me to tell me about COVID-19