Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III

"Trust me, you can sing." -Alcohol
Shameless flirt and positive messaging troll.
Searchlight soul surfer and admirer of all things beautiful.
Deez/Nuts

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@BrandiKruse You might find a sasquatch riding a unicorn first...but best of luck. 😌👍

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@EnchantedRae24 Gonna hafta add this to my travel bucket list.

I did a motorcycle tour thru Colorado two years ago...absolutely epic, loved it!!

I'm due back for another trip. 😎

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@MandyLSimard I mean...
They've already influence our architecture!! 😳

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@CatziiAfterDark Careful what you wish for!! 🐺🤭

So...um, cheeky!!
Keep doin you Cat!! 😊

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@CatziiAfterDark Highly recommend!!

I know it's older...my "discoveries" often are...🤭but well worth it.

It ran for only three seasons, but concluded well and fully. 😌

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@NatureUnedited "I bite you...I bite you...I bite all ya alls!!" 🐍
🤣

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@otokyo Toll booth? 🤔
🤣😋

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@Boldyboy1975 I like her...she have potentials. 😈😆🤣👍

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@series_golden She's in this thing?!
Okay fine...I'm going..I'm going.

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@EmilySm43 Absofrickinglutely...
...and also admitting I was part of the bar food and tapas craze that came up with a 1001 ways to make these things awesome and edible...😎😋

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@joeroganhq Honestly...I'd be answering as to why my front bumper was smashed in. 🫣
😎🤘

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@TaraBull @SteveHiltonx
Legit serious...what is your take on this nonsense?

Time to call in the Feds?😳

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@SteveHiltonx Gawd let it be so...
Might just move back to Cali..😎🤘

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@lyssasphere You're so smart BTW!!!
This is a very attractive trait. 😌👍

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@lyssasphere Woo hoo!! First entry into my birding journal.
It gonna be a "good year"...😉😆

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@Oceanbreeze473 Oh yeah...there ya go.
Good catches...
Now wash it all off with a bit of musty freshness and..
Oh...watch out for the surprise dropping!!
😳😆🤣😝

...and I'm done!!

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@mistressdivy They do...
I often think they must feel so objectified...😪
😆🤣🌭

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@mistressdivy I wouldn't take any chances!!
Best come hang out on the Olympic Peninsula this summer and ride this thing out...🤭😁

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@shelbystardust @auradeluxe How can I follow her twice?
...I just wanna be sure I'm not missing anything. 😳🤭😉