Derek Furtado

Stand-Up Comedian and Father of 2 boys. Stars in and producer of the award winning documentary Be A Man

[Derek Furtado @DerekFurtado]

I'm a single father to wonderful kid. He's a teenager, transgender and I happen to be a stand-up comedian. #singlefather #teenager #transgender #LGBTQ #love #daughter #son #standup #standupcomedy https://t.co/O5Vja6s1Ot

[Derek Furtado @DerekFurtado]

“You Got Mossed!”

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Kayshon Boutte HOLY SMOKES!!!

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This wasn’t done on purpose at all.

[Netflix @netflix]

Mike Tyson's pre-fight interview got real cheeky. #PaulTyson

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Great Joke!

“Politics is like Only Fans. The more you pay, the more you get to see what’s really going on.” ~ Colin Quinn

@iamcolinquinn #politics #onlyfans #jokes #standupcomedy #comedycellar #stamps&tea

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The pressure of voting for president is like defusing a bomb in an action movie. #PresidentialDebate2024 #PresidentialDebate #debate #Trump2024 #Biden2024 #Republican #Democrat #politicaljoke #jokes #standupcomedy

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Brooklyn! Earthquake? #nycearthquake #earthquake

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The NFC East is not being nice to their fans right now.

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@RealEmirHan Desparado 1995

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Did y’all hear that new Enya album from André 3000? #Andre3000 #enya

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Right down the street from my apartment is the Kings Theater in Brooklyn. I don’t have tickets for @Jokoy but I did feature for him at the @cmdyconnection a few years back. I hope to perform there one day. #comedy #standupcomedy #kingstheater #goals #brooklyn #newyork

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This bird was later killed by a Randy Johnson pitch.

[Tersoo Adorowa 👑🇳🇬🇱🇷 @king_tersoo]

@FAFO_TV

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Which side are you on with this? Shannon Sharpe or Ochocinco?

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Dawg Ochocinco wanted to cry because he couldn’t believe what he was hearing from unc Shannon sharpe 😂😭💀

Unc told ocho that if he had a girl she couldn’t use the restroom with the door open

Unc also said he broke up with a girl bc she passed gas in front of him

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True Story!

[Savage @Savageboston]

The Patriots have missed this since the moment he walked out the door

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Amazing!

[Savage @Savageboston]

The view of Tom Brady watching Malcolm Butlers super Bowl interception.

Doesn’t get better.

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What?! 😲

[Savage @Savageboston]

This is the most unbelievable stat in NFL history.

🐐forever.

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What?! 😮

[Derek Furtado @DerekFurtado]

No words.

[NFL @NFL]

Wilson to Wilson to tie the game! 😱

📺: #BUFvsNYJ on ESPN/ABC
📱: Stream on #NFLPlus https://t.co/6SstXq1rq7

[Derek Furtado @DerekFurtado]

This!

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

This is heartwarming 🥲

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At what point do you change how you manage your life? This should be one of those moments. I hope this guy breaks up with his girl, shakes the guy’s hand behind him, becomes a life coach and writes a book. Then years later, smashes the girlfriend of the guy behind him.

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Absolutely hilarious!

[WGN Morning News @WGNMorningNews]

SNL’s James Austin Johnson wowed with his Trump and Biden impressions: https://t.co/XQCnCWqrK1 @shrimpJAJ

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2 Sold Out shows with @MichaelRapaport at the RI Comedy Connection! Two question we both talked about in the greenroom…

1. Do the @nuggets win in 5?
2. Did @TheNotoriousMMA go too far attempting to reenact the closing scene in Ace Ventura?