skeleton jelly

frequently outsmarted by office supplies

[skeleton jelly @DerekKVayle]

too many fireflies this far north

[skeleton jelly @DerekKVayle]

Albion mi

[skeleton jelly @DerekKVayle]

where is Dale Higley Marshall mi

[The Unahugger @ned_flaczynski]

Reading Waiting for Godot, I’m almost at the part where Godot shows up

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

First they came for me. Like, right away. I tried saying "Don't you have some trade unionists or gypsies or something to deal with?", I tried giving them names, but they weren't interested.

[Millenarianism Identifier @facebookvillain]

[guy who's never finished a project in his life] just started a new project :]

[skeleton jelly @DerekKVayle]

@pocketlass @redditbutfunny yes. i am playing it right now :) ribbit ranch on steam: https://t.co/bp7fHg1Dxa

[ハエトリグモちゃん @jump_spi_chan]

8本足の猫に砂糖水を与えると...😌

[skeleton jelly @DerekKVayle]

@__ghostfail i haven't heard it called that yet but yeah sure

[skeleton jelly @DerekKVayle]

@thizzelleX @the_P_God idk dude my mom was the one making me mulch sounds like you kind of just suck

[skeleton jelly @DerekKVayle]

@cneuralnetwork yeah alright

[paige : mh3 enjoyer @gandalfsoda]

I was checking my photo albums and saw that because I’ve saved this stupid photo of limmy like 15 times whenever I want to use it my phone recognizes him and thinks he’s someone I know so it made a montage

[Kairo @Kairo_Anatomika]

I saw a article on Taxidermy furniture, and was surprised that in all of the furniture made from alligator skin, the animal's cloaca (the anal/genital opening) was prominently featured.

I wondered if this was some sort furniture design norm and looked into it.

It turns out that all of these pieces are the works of a single artist. That simultaneously explains everything but also nothing at all.

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

ive set trans people back by ten years, but then i set trans people sideways by five weeks and then moved trans people upwards by 30 paces and forward again by 2.55 hectares. i'm positioning trans people within/around new and exciting fields of immanent dimensionality every day

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not the way i do it

[skeleton jelly @DerekKVayle]

@MasochistFox *straightens his fins and buys him bandaids* handsome boy!

[wearing dr suess hat and looking into your windows @necrobranson]

i think it is morally wrong to review a movie.

[tundra @tundrune]

oh my god ough

[skeleton jelly @DerekKVayle]

@CARNIVILL yeah i'm still homosexual