backwards hat Derek

[backwards hat Derek @DerekMalecek]

Dream job: the photographer that takes fake family photos of actors for movies and TV shows

[backwards hat Derek @DerekMalecek]

If you can't get through the self checkout in 30 seconds don't use it

[backwards hat Derek @DerekMalecek]

I'm not trying to look like Lord Farquad

[backwards hat Derek @DerekMalecek]

I put my right sock on before my left today and I don't think I've ever done that

[BonesawMcgraw @WordanJeeks]

First trip to Little Long✔✔

[BonesawMcgraw @WordanJeeks]

Don't trust people that like cinnamon toothpaste