Derek Mann

The most optimistic pessimist you'll ever know.

[Derek Mann @DerekMann30]

@JPFinlayNBCS The only thing getting hot with the commanders is the seat Joe Whitt Jr is sitting on…

[Derek Mann @DerekMann30]

@wshingtontoday Dude, have you been watching the games? What team in their right mind would give up any draft capital for any of our players? They are all on one year deals and will be able to be picked up for nothing in the offseason.

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@NickiJhabvala Thanks for the nothing-burger. I would bet that if the game was close—the players that went out would have stayed in. Is your job to drum up panic? Worst beat reporter in the room.

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@DCSportsDre I am so fucking stoked that I ended up buying tickets and am making the drive from Michigan…my wife just reminded me that my being there will not effect the outcome…. 😂

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@wshingtontoday Are you stupid? We easily handled the giants. I get that we played a sloppy game, but when—besides last season—can you honestly remember being confident we would win? Do me a favor and keep your hot takes to yourself.

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@discoque90 Mostly that I could have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours

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@Scott7news I’ve heard our stadium called a lot of things—beautiful isn’t one of them…

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@john_keim I’m sure you’ve covered this somewhere, but who was on each team?

[Derek Mann @DerekMann30]

@NUCLRGOLF The shittiest ball in my bag…

[Derek Mann @DerekMann30]

@JDL530 @JakeSucky @dinossindgeil Insanely impressive, but I think he needs something else to do…

[Derek Mann @DerekMann30]

@JDL530 @JayDanielsMVP That was sick

[Derek Mann @DerekMann30]

@PeteHaileyNBCS I’m sure he said this verbatim. He is a prime specimen lol

[Derek Mann @DerekMann30]

@JayDanielsMVP Neckbeard

[Derek Mann @DerekMann30]

@Ace30_YT Definitely. Chinn is only 26 and was a second round draft pick who was plagued by injuries. Dude lays the fuckin' wood. He should only get better with an upgraded defense as a whole next season.

[Derek Mann @DerekMann30]

@NFL_DovKleiman This guy couldn’t motivate me to eat a fuckin’ cheeseburger

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@Pseudo_RGIII This is too on point lol

[Derek Mann @DerekMann30]

@Scott7news I should’ve taken work off. If we won, I would have been hungover and happy, but hungover and sad is a rough way to be…

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@JahanDotson Yeah, you really helped them to get there. Great job. How many times was your number called today?

[Derek Mann @DerekMann30]

No moral victories. It’s been a great season. The best of my entire lifetime. I’ll look forward to the next 10-14 years of JD5 at QB. The future is bright. #HTTC

[Derek Mann @DerekMann30]

@john_keim Didn’t I just see that Jurgens is active?