Derek Moulds

Social Fartist

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

His name is David G. Beth, and he should lose his job immediately.

[Derek Moulds @DerekMoulds]

@Grill_You @realDonaldTrump It’s called fundamental football A.J. GROW UP

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Love when a troll responds “stick to comedy.” If 100% of what I say has to be a joke, then you have to stick to talking auto insurance.

[Derek Moulds @DerekMoulds]

The Mayor of Chicago sure loves to gaslight us.

[BLMChicago @BLMChi]

YOU'RE SUPPORTING THOSE SYSTEMS

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

BREAKING: The NBA just announced that all basketball arenas will he turned into 2020 voting locations.

Ample space for large amounts of people to vote safely.

[Zach Schonfeld @zzzzaaaacccchhh]

Every RNC speech is like "This dangerous national unrest that is occurring now, three years into the Trump presidency, will NOT happen when Donald Trump is president"

[Derek Moulds @DerekMoulds]

@DanUmthun Ooooh that explains why my cat and I are so fucking tight. Turns out it’s cuz we’re so fucking tight 🤙🤙🤙

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Appears At RNC With 6 Hostages He Plans To Free After Election https://t.co/3x3g9VaGVL #RNC2020

[Derek Moulds @DerekMoulds]

While scooping the litter box I like to pretend I’m an archeologist discovering the ancient ruins of my cat’s asshole.

[Justin Charles @justincharles]

Everybody keeps calling this a boycott. The Bucks are not boycotting anything, they're withholding their labor, otherwise known as a strike. Call it what it is.

[Nick Penzenstadler @npenzenstadler]

BREAKING: Kyle Rittenhouse arrested in Antioch, IL. Initial complaint ticket shows he'll be charged with 1st degree intentional homicide for Kenosha shooting. 1/

[Derek Moulds @DerekMoulds]

I created an only fans and now I have no fans.

[Derek Moulds @DerekMoulds]

@KirkmanBrandon @DaniiGallegos_ Yeah but with a giant fire tornado approaching in the background.