Lurch Quotes

hello world

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You used to be the size of an elephant now your the size of a baby elephant hawwww

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@babyconcon123 there's no other twitter accounts out there like mine 😎. *sees this Twitter account* I walked into that one.

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"I can just never sit still" lurch. is lying in bed completely still

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@GuyQuotes3 @DaMARRiAGEFreak yo who this George?

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because it didn't bite ya so it knew what was coming

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A man walks into a bar.... Hawwwwwwwwwwww

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@SeamusRooney18 I eat it*

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@SeamusRooney18 I talk it and u eat it!! #nomnomnom

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@SeamusRooney18 they only hit shots from outside of the box, never from inside the box

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@SeamusRooney18 penalty kicks should be, from outside the box

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@SeamusRooney18 they never shoot from inside the box

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@SeamusRooney18 every shot they hit is, from outside the box

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@SeamusRooney18 Arsenal only shoot, from outside the box

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What did we DO? We were innocent!

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"I just can't sit still"
Lying on a bed sitting still

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And then I said, Hawwwwwwwwww your baby lowrie for the night

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Hawww

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Good time in Amsterdam, healthiest I've eaten in a while. 4 nights 4 kebabs, 3 McDonald's, 2 kfcs, 2 subways,1space cake. #strengthnotmuscle

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Dam tomorrow with baby lowrie (haww) big hairy greasy ballzy Paulzy, ice, OG, the fonz (hawwwwww) and myself (baby con con) can't wait!

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Slot! roll me a 🚬