Derek Rogers

University of Iowa 2020

[Derek Rogers @DerekR0gers]

"how's college?"

[Dj @DjsokeSpeaking]

this is how our government is being run rn

[kristen (not stewart) yellowjackets shish-kabob 🍡 @lordesbbqribs]

they were so insane for this

[jess @sagmoonism]

9 fucking days

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

The Bear’s decision to give Richie a redemption arc rather than serve as the show’s biggest adversary resulted in one of the most inspiring episodes of television I’ve ever seen. “Forks” is 35 minutes of TV that never fails to give me goosebumps. This episode is all heart.

[rammy 🏳 @rammy_c8]

If I had a nickel for every time a very old major leader had died immediately after meeting a far-right conservative while Trisha paytas was pregnant I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

The marketing for this movie is crazy

[Connor 🔍👀 @McConnortock]

Not to be corny but meeting the pope and then having him die immediately after is a Veep ass storyline

[mere @merestromb]

JD Vance would you also like to meet my ex boyfriend I dated when I was 19

[Joe @JoePostingg]

I don't think JD Vance killed the Pope, I think meeting JD Vance probably drained the Pope's will to live. It's subtly different.

[Arsha🐴🎧⚧️ @theymergirl]

And I’d do it again, you stupid nazi bitch

[Kay 🩷 @aliass_kay]

Am I tripping or is this them testing if they can send the rich people to space when the world ends ?????

[temple runner @misscalcula]

a diet coke should be free if you really need one

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

[clare @moethelawn76]

nobody talks ab how when u cut off conservative friends you’re cutting off boat access

[Mollie M. @SonicTheEggnog]

Outie Mark if he wasn’t stupid

Innie Mark: Reintegration is a lie

Outie Mark: Your BEST FRIEND Petey is the one that told me about it

Innie Mark: Ok I believe you now

[nuz @punishednuz]

fuck dude mark literally saw helly at the equator. the stairwell door where one side is his world and the other side is the opposite. fuckkk

[emma :) @mckinnonssnl]

petition to let him do this at the emmys

[D @Willof_D_]

Can I block Team Snapchat. It’s enough now

[yel @faustiansybil]

gemma scout has suffered more than jesus