Derek Reinhard

Research Officer and expert in languages and the preternatural for @HBellerophon. One day, the proprietor of the Dice and Map, a TTRPG themed bistro.

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

Hi y’all! It has come to my attention that a lot of people don’t like winter because they don’t like being cold.

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

@SunsetSoFresh This is the way.

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

Twitter fleets are like the Risk Fleet because they don’t last long and accomplish little.

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

@DMCFFD Sort of - my idea was a TTRPG themed restaurant:

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

.@DMCFFD @XOofXOs Okay but hear me out: a tabletop-gaming-themed restaurant. Everything is priced in dice instead of dollars, you roll to determine what you pay. To order off the secret menu you need a nat 20. Every drink you order gives you -1 advantage on your next roll.

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

I hereby claim, for evocation purposes, the Grey Crane of Pandemonium, as well as the Steel, the Mist, and the Blazing Sun, if they truly exist as has been reported!

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@katewalks2 @HBellerophon Three-story-tall murderous cat statues, yes.

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

Good afternoon, Sleipnir. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

cc: @9toed_Viking

[Mark O. Martin @markowenmartin]

This is a trail camera glitch. But how “Colour Out Of Space” and Hallowe’en like!

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

@HBellerophon All known Avatars of Nyar-lat-Hotep predate Giza. Not saying it’s impossible, just unlikely.

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

@HBellerophon That’s about the right era for the Third Incursion, so, giant obsidian cat golem?

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@9toed_Viking Hunter is one of the few classes that can get away with the KTH heritage armor, if you’re still looking for something a bit more nautical

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

@9toed_Viking Why thus? Why thus? O Daughter of the Sea!

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

@AirshipCommand Nice coup you got there.
Be a shame if something abyssal and tentacled were to happen to it.

pŋl̴u͡ɪ plaːf m̩na͡ʊs 😉

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

@9toed_Viking @AirshipCommand @HBellerophon @9coacheswaiting @DMCFFD @TheHangar3 The nice thing about being a successful artisan and scion of a noble house is that I don’t generally need to worry about money.
I do, however, worry about fascistic cabals with heavy ordnance. Makes me want to mail you a Dho/Nha parcel bomb.

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

@DisneyNCO @HBellerophon @9coacheswaiting @DMCFFD @TheHangar3 The Vatican is not exactly a high bar. Abrahamic superstitions tend to get in the way of effective countermeasures. Have your setup inspected by a Void Priest or a professional arcanologist, and I’ll consider taking you seriously.

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

@HBellerophon @katewalks2 Entonces nos vemos en Granada, Almirante.

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

@HBellerophon @katewalks2 Good to hear from you again, Admiral. Where can I meet you to rejoin the Bellerophon?

[Derek Reinhard @DerekReinhard]

Apparently it’s been a year since I spun off airship content into a separate account. Huzzah!