Derek Roland

Playwright. Tap Dancer. Arts educator. Follow me on instagram at @derekroland

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I don't know about you, but I find it's a fairly difficult task to carry a large number of green vine ripened gourds all at once. They're cucumbersome.

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@SabresLive @duffersabres @martybiron43 @WGR550 @MSGNetworks 1) Read the rule. 2) Apply it.

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@TheChargingBUF Me last night.

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@ScottFishman @krassenstein Obama passed regulation to require them install emergency brakes. They lobbied the Trump admin to remove the regulation. Trump admin overturned the regulation. Rep governor, president of the company a Trump donor cutting corners, but sure, blame Biden…

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@therecount Shameful. It’s the Christian extremists in this country who block gun reform every chance they get in this country.

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@RonFilipkowski Zero books on the shelf.

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@AfterLeWhistle Love this!!

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@SabresLive @BuffaloSabres @duffersabres @martybiron43 @WGR550 @MSGNetworks At this point in their progression, I’d say add a solid 5th/6th physical defensive defenseman. Leave the rest.

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Tage Thompson has reached his point total from last season in 30 fewer games. 🤯

#NHL | #Sabres

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@jxco77 @MollieeWalkerr So cut the national anthems then?

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@DC_Draino The risk of myocarditis is several times higher from getting covid than from getting vaccinated. One study shows 7 times more from the virus itself.

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@SETexasND 1) This isn’t what happened. 2) Covid infections cause way, way, way more heart issues than the vaccine. Please consider where you get your information from, this is harmful.

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@B_P_Murphy I bought a beautiful refurbished typewriter last year, shipped from Europe. She’s used it once. I feel ya!

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@B_P_Murphy PS Merry Christmas from KC

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@B_P_Murphy Picturing you walking through Astoria park to our football game shirtless and a passerby saying “Booya, that’s what I’m talking about!”

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@JoJoFromJerz The 3rd movement of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata

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@NFLFantasy What do we think about benching Saquon??

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@MatthewBerryTMR I need the yards from Tyreeks 64 yard TD to count after he picked up a ball fumbles by a player on his own team.

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@FantasyPros It makes no sense that no yards were awarded, Chargers never had possession!

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@BuffaloSabres How about the “Woo Hoo!” old school goal song!

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@SabresLive @duffersabres @martybiron43 I didn't believe hard enough. I'm sorry, line tinker bell...