Derek Schlinz

Work hard, Play hard

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

@TwoDogsFresh How bout if your gas gauge goes up with the rpm's? #buicklife

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

@lbtown Yet they can still afford a chiropractor treatment?? O yeah thanks #schlinzstaxdollars

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

@TyrelGodbersen @Jachoff20 Technically it was in tact from the pizza. The porch floor finished it off

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

If I had jimmy John's delivery all the time drunk I'd be #sofat

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

Another year I won't be watching the super bowl #sameolshit

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

Shikaka! #av2

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

The best way to make frozen pizza is the pizzazz way #perfect #everytime

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

This weather is perfect 💯💯 #falliscoming

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

McDicks food may be awful but they sure make up for it with their smoothies #delicious #saturdaysmoothie

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

Anyone remember when you had to call voicemail to get ur texts to send?

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

Do you still lick up the rest of your nacho cheese from Taco Juan's?? I may have just done this sacred act #fatkid @BrockMoser1

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

@BlakeJoffErdman As did I! Pre-gaming with Dumb & Dumber or Home Alone and weekend long binge drinking #goodoldays

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

This tweet forever reminds me of you @BlakeJoffErdman https://t.co/OrsrXrib1H

[Dumb and Dumber @DumbDumberMovie]

I'll be right back... Don't you go dyin' on me!

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

I wonder when the NFL is gonna announce that they are not actually playing real football anymore? Basically WWE #fakewrestling #fakefootball

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

Cairo Santos!!! #ChiefsKingdom

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I can't wait til it freezes so all these dam flies are dead #death #peskybastards

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

Being in Mexico reminded me why I don't like tequila. #woof #awful

[Dumb and Dumber @DumbDumberMovie]

I just figured she was a raging alcoholic!

[Derek Schlinz @DerekSchlinz]

Thank god !! Broncos beat the patriots !!!! #PeytonManning #winning