Derek The Dosser

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[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@IanARobinson Maddison is very likely to be on Howe's list but Im not sure unless we see him as a 10 in a new formation. Larson is an upgrade on Willock but Id rather trust Miley than bring another like for like right footer

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

Told you we were looking at him. Cant see us getting him though...We might bid so it looks like we tried but then Howe will casually slip in conversation that he will be a back up to Joelinton....Im delighted with young signings but we need quality 1st team upgrades fast #nufc

[Tendo M.S Kevin @TendoKevin]

🚨 Newcastle United and Manchester United both in talks for Eintracht Frankfurt midfielder Hugo Larsson!

The 22-year-old Swede valued at €50m. #NUFC #MUFC #Transfers

(Source: Read Newcastle)

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@IanARobinson Very good signing but we could do with a left footer in midfield really. We have lacked balance for ages

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@Hope541 Naturally skinny or not of course he can bulk up

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

I defended the lad last season and do think he is a class player in the moments but the first thing he should have done after the WC is get in the gym and bulk up. He wont make it as a lone CF with that frame...He needs to get on the Joelinton diet pronto
#nufc

[FourThreeThree @Four_3_Three]

Come on, man… Training with Bremen two weeks after your WC ends instead of coming back to Newcastle??? Not a good look.

#NUFC

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@Robinsons2005 The law says 3 or more seperate incidents is Harrasment now Chops, good job Im an OG and not a wetwipe or you be on one of them blue gym mattresses tonight

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

#nufc

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@The_Parki The club has always had a good relationship with Madrid

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

Newcastle will demand 100m from any Premier League club cos they can. Real Madrid, however have a different pull. This is where Ive always said Bruno will go. And for much less than 100m
#nufc

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@gw850 I dont care where he is training tbh but id rather see him doing bench press

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@Hope541 He does need to bulk up he is weak as piss and thats why Howe wont trust him up there on his own. I like him but look at Joelinton when he signed, he was the same frame but worked hard to cement a place in the team

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

If Hopkinson, Howe, Wilson...Or all 3 dont come out and commumicate with fans with ambitious, reassuring tone then they cant complain about the toxicity creeping in to that vacuum.

If it smells like a turd, and looks like a turd it probably is a turd.
#nufc

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@Robinsons2005 Whats even more obsessive is you commenting under my posts on daily when you could very easily block me if what I post triggers your little fragile heart. How about you just do that, wetwipe

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

Bruno is not a shitbag. He wont kick up a fuss for another Premier League club but if Madrid come with 75m he will want to speak to them and he will hope he wont have to demand it. The club and fans should honour that move if its there for him

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@DykaRivers @Ryzilla85 We could pay that bill in a 1er, no problem.

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

Right so egghead Edwards is now drip feeding his club PR briefing. Apparently we have no money, have to sell players for the forseeable. Yet we bid huge money for Manzambi etc? Or did we? Cos both fucking statements cant be true. Its Mike Ashley vibes...

#nufc

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@Ritchie14035531 They defo want Camavinga gone cos their fans slate him constantly.

[Andy @Andyrooo1966]

🤣 🤣 🤣 wtf

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@GBPolitcs @GuidoFawkes Couldnt handle Andys length

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@andyburnham Awkward....

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@Ritchie14035531 Its not so much that. Real is the only club Bruno would demand to leave for...He wont do that for a Prem club unless Newcastle officially list him

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@AdamDavidson__ Imagine if we had got a new manager how many times he would have spoken to fans by now and answered questions about his direction and plans etc....Howe is hiding,offering no positive soundbytes to dispel fan concerns etc

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

Where the fuck is Eddie Howe? He should be communicating SOMETHING to fans. Instead he hides like a little coward whilst his nephew makes another pigs ear of a transfer window.

Either come out and update us, or pack your bags and fuck off

#nufc

[Derek The Dosser @DerekTheDosser]

@GBC_Press So these people keep saying. And it may well be true...But where is the evidence, show it, blur faces etc but show the fucking evidence. Also whilst all the focus is on Trump, we all know tgere were hundreds of elites at it, name them now, go for them all, jail them all