Derek Zoolander

Hi. I'm Derek Zoolander, president and model and founder and dean and CEO of the Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men.

[Austin Powers @Austin_Powers__]

It's not swag and yolo. It's shag and mojo baby! Yeeeaaaah!

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

I thought I found someone as ridiculously good looking as me once, but turns out I was just looking in the mirror.

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

#DontTextMeIf You're not really really ridiculously good looking.

[JAY B @JAYBISTHEILLEST]

If you're waiting for Eminems new album give this remix a listen. A rare unheard eminem verse. http://t.co/anwIK5VPae

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

People always tell me "Wow, you're really really ridiculously good looking. You should model."

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

#TheWorstFeeling not being able to turn left.

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

I think I'm getting the black lung, pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

I can Dere-Lick my own balls thank you very much.

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

MER-MAN! MER-MAN!!!

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals.

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

What is this? A center for ANTS?!

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

People always tell me "Wow, you're really really ridiculously good looking. You should model."

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

I thought I found someone as ridiculously good looking as me once, but turns out I was just looking in the mirror.

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

MER-MAN! MER-MAN!!!

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

Who needs a Valentine when you're really really ridiculously good looking?

[Derek Zoolander @DerekZoolander5]

Magnum! It's beautiful.