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25.8069758011 Technically human.

Sack the board.

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@DreyfusJames fuck off James:)

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Federal Statute: Mailbox Structural Fragility Preservation Act of 1998
Public Law 119-XXX
117th Congress
AN ACT
To preserve the traditional structural integrity and aesthetic fragility of United States Postal Service mailboxes, to ensure their continued susceptibility to festive physical expressions of citizen enthusiasm, and for other purposes.
SEC. 101. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the “Mailbox Structural Fragility Preservation Act” or the “Don’t Reinforce the Damn Mailbox Act.”
SEC. 102. FINDINGS.
Congress finds the following:
(1) United States Postal Service mailboxes have long served as beloved symbols of American suburban life and convenient targets for good-natured, constitutionally protected expressions of youthful vigor, commonly known as “mailbox punching.”
(2) The natural crumbling, denting, and dramatic collapse of such mailboxes upon impact is an essential feature of the American experience, fostering community bonds, providing entertainment, and generating satisfying crunching sounds.
(3) The malicious practice of reinforcing, fortifying, or otherwise “beefing up” mailboxes with metal plates, concrete, rebar, high-tensile composites, or any other form of structural enhancement represents a direct assault on this cherished national pastime.
(4) Such reinforcements deprive punchers of their rightful satisfaction and pose an undue risk of injury to the fists of honest citizens exercising their implied rights under the spirit of the Second, Fourth, and Pursuit of Happiness Amendments.
SEC. 103. PROHIBITION.
It shall be unlawful for any person, in or affecting interstate commerce:
(a) To install, affix, or incorporate any reinforcement, brace, liner, coating, or structural enhancement whatsoever to a United States Postal Service mailbox or any mailbox located on residential property within the United States;
(b) To sell, offer for sale, or distribute any product marketed or intended for mailbox reinforcement (“Mailbox Armor,” “Punch-Proof Plates,” “Chad’s Reinforced Rural Route Defender,” etc.);
(c) To conspire with, aid, or abet any person in the aforementioned acts.
SEC. 104. PENALTIES.
(a) Any person who violates this section shall be fined under this title not more than $5,000 per reinforced mailbox, or imprisoned not more than 6 months, or both.
(b) For a second or subsequent offense, the fine shall be doubled and the offender shall be required to personally deliver mail by foot for not less than 40 hours while wearing a sign reading “I Ruined Mailbox Punching.”
(c) Aggravated violations (e.g., using titanium, installing motion-activated shock plates, or creating a “mailbox golem”) shall be punishable by a mandatory minimum of 1 year in a federal facility equipped with only the flimsiest cardboard mailboxes for recreational use.
SEC. 105. ENFORCEMENT.
The United States Postal Inspection Service, in coordination with local “Mailbox Punching Task Forces,” shall have authority to conduct random structural integrity tests using regulation-size adult male fists. Mailboxes failing the “crumble test” shall be subject to immediate confiscation and ritual smashing.
SEC. 106. EFFECTIVE DATE.
This Act shall take effect immediately upon enactment. All previously reinforced mailboxes must be returned to their pristine, punchable state within 30 days or face civil forfeiture.

Yeah that's totally made up....

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Comparison of Map sizes of different Games

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"So what do you do for a job?"

"I work in social media."

"What does that entail?"

"I copy and paste other people's posts on X and repeatedly type the same vague retarded questions for engagement bait."

"OK that sounds weird, but is the pay any good?"

"It used to be 😫😭"

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@Anc_Aesthetics Nice, glad to contribute

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@WeeNippySweety forgot about all about that after watching ep1. After your reminder just done with ep3, Good show.

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@PaulJohnDykes I remember the audio, can make out one of them saying £10 million pound, aye? Before he takes it.

Aye, hes no £10 million player!

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#MOTCEL | #CelticFC🍀

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@elonmusk 🌍🌎

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@BigBearF1 The banda machine. pre photocopier copier

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@hetmehtaa Qiin

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@UKLabour We arehalfway through April, any update on your prophesied utopia?

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@Jennnyyyyyy 37

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@MadXP_Podcast @TheGameVerse @grok Well, to be fair, he cant die...

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@Twinkle_Fists @Title_BU Simp doing simp stuff