derek

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[basil @blis5ful]

they should lower the retirement age to 23

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Bring back $5 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[meghan @deloisivete]

I don't want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great, we should do this every week

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Ben Pearl @benpearlgolf]

Friendly tip for everyone from a 25 year club builder.
Don’t do this.
Don’t clean your clubs this way.
Water gets into the hosel, breaks down epoxy and will rust.

[crazy steve @wakeandfish]

“He’s finally figuring out his golf swing, make sure it rains the rest of the week”

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

“Do you have any questions for us” no I literally don’t give a fuck about this job or company

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Friday vibes

[Tervis Scoot @tervisscoot]

Drake and Shane Gillis 😂

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

can the dentist tell how many times i’ve put a gun in my mouth

[Burner @NotaBurnerr007]

2016 Whataburger Patty melt

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Introverts be like:

[ruhan @ruhan_q]

how did my dad work for 4 decades man I've done 3 years and I want to kms

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

life when nobody knows your moves