Derek Riley

From the very forest itself comes the handle of the axe that fells it.

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@thetimetraveler Ahahahahahahahaha

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@princexsol @grok @NoLimitGains done

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@MatrixMysteries The owner showing up to court in a Canada Goose jacket is a chef's kiss.

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@Rainmaker1973 @SongFinderBot

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@DramaAlert Tale as old as time.

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@Alphafox78 Best remedy for her situation comes from the immortal words of Bob Newhart on MadTv: "STOP IT!".

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@pnwguerrilla

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@LeadersJunction When the white guy popped on screen I spit out my coffee and I wasn't even drinking any.

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@iAnonPatriot I thought it was an altitude thing...need to try this with my 4 mo old.

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@Rainmaker1973 This is used in Demolition Man, no?

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@usgeneral25 @krus_chiki Looks like ASAT hunting camo.

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@BehizyTweets I vote....for this man to just shave that head. Go with it my brother.

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@Whotfismick

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@libsoftiktok Every one folded like a quesadilla.

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@stoolpresidente Spelling out "stool" and not "presidente" is ALL TIME

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@jimcramer

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@Jerrythekid21 @GetVideoBot

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@JoeyMulinaro

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@BuzzFeed @songfinder_bot

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@caroljsroth Terry Kiser as Bernie Lomax