AveryTheMayo

have you seen my boyfriend? Also we hate the king in yellow

I’m waiting Derek

[AveryTheMayo @DereksBF_]

@Squivery_ Hmm… perchance

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@D3rplord3_ Please don’t, life is meant to be lived, I know I can’t be talking but still, don’t hurt yourself,
Nor kill yourself, people would miss you and there’s no advantage

[AveryTheMayo @DereksBF_]

@aurasoulx Yes

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@leviathan5718 Oof, I can see where you're coming from, I've got a astigmatism or however you spell it and reading ain't fun no more

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@Z1sk0_me Hi

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Day 2 of painting technoblade on a school roof tile
(The paint splattered I’ll fix it tmr)
@Technothepig

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@Hummer5718LEVI

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@KnowVerity You take Bitcoin?

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Day 1 of painting technoblade on a roof tile for school
Rest in peace to a legend
@Technothepig

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@thatmob_ @ManitobasManiac @JoeTweetsOnTwt Hello mob

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@PsyhaIswear ITS A REAL QUESTION

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@D3rplord3_ Hmm yes interesting propostion
Right Derek?
Come here

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My bisexual friend just told me they read every BL and GL on webtoon and I don’t doubt them

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@official_caelum I was cutting off my really long hair for something a bit shaggier (think wolf cut) and my barber mid way through went “oh shit”

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@BlurredFluff 1 snickers bar

(I’m not hating don’t take it the wrong way it’s a joke)

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@NicoRobin_XYZ Cake and garlic bread

Where’s my asexuals?

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@highkeyoli A funeral of drowed

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@Lightvtu1 Legit straight scams ask me how I know 🙄

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@SCP_site19_main Share with the class?

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@MybeKiwi @kq11isto Just tap 3 dots and select “not interested” problem solved