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blue Shills

[Derekt Zoolander @DerektZoolander]

@dogeofficialceo @elonmusk @therabbithole @wholemars @BillyM2k @WallStreetSilv Hot Vax

[Derekt Zoolander @DerektZoolander]

Similar altruism forefronts masked as patriotism 🤔

[Derekt Zoolander @DerektZoolander]

What if… everything that has happened with #FTX … is a smaller scale of what is happening within the US government as a country…

[Frank Chaparro @fintechfrank]

Yikes

[Cumberland @CumberlandSays]

It’s remarkable that that the collapse of an ecosystem worth >$50B created no contagion whatsoever. When Lehman (a similarly-sized institution) went bankrupt, the entire global c-fi system was brought to its knees and had to be bailed out with $trillions of taxpayer money. 🧵👇

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

Crypto and Money Laundering: An Inconvenient Truth.

Spoiler: the overwhelming majority of all money laundered goes through the traditional banking system, not crypto.

https://t.co/WWaQ57WkTK

[Shiv @shivsakhuja]

"Where is the money coming from?"

The MOST important question in DeFi that most investors don't ask.. 👇 🧵

[1/x]

[Cred @CryptoCred]

“What alts should I accumulate in the bear market?”

None of them, probably.

New cycle shiny stuff generally outperforms previous cycle’s winners.

The casino does a light reset between cycles.

I aim to accumulate mainly BTC and ETH.

New narratives become clear later.

[Kantro @MichaelKantro]

Why do markets bottom? It’s the economy.

Not sentiment, cash levels, valuation, drawdown %, or day of the week. A Fed pivot, on its own, only led to a rebound in ‘87 and ‘18. The other 19 material sell offs since 1950, it was leading indicators of the economy. #macro $SPY 1/2

[Horse @TheFlowHorse]

Always higher than everyone expects, and....

Lower than everyone expects.

Don't go dying on me friends.

[gluttony @gluttonyxbt]

crypto twitter for the next 6 months:

[Derekt Zoolander @DerektZoolander]

@LomahCrypto What is this? Roller coasters for ants?

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

So fake.

Everyone who follows my account knows that I haven’t used my presidential laser eyes since last year.

Thank you for reminding me that I should wear them again 😉

#Bitcoin🚀🌕

[Derekt Zoolander @DerektZoolander]

@12yearoldwithcc Token for ants

[Derekt Zoolander @DerektZoolander]

@notnotfunny @CryptoMessiah Price discovery downwards 😁

[Derekt Zoolander @DerektZoolander]

@Flopshi The contracts expired yesterday and it looks like everything is picking up. Still cautious of $spx holding at this point.

[Derekt Zoolander @DerektZoolander]

$uni breaking out. need to make 50750 sats support and we're off to the upper channel. trade with caution due to $btc $eth options expiring today
https://t.co/hezrvQSPrA

[Derekt Zoolander @DerektZoolander]

@mstable_ Yay! Something rekt mta hodlers can do!

[OKX @okx]

Here's something to look forward to 😉 #OKExMemes

[Derekt Zoolander @DerektZoolander]

💩🪙 $crv price discovery.... downwards