Derf

doing Derf things . . .

[Derf @DerfAbides]

@buitengebieden

[ً @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

A truly intelligent species wouldn’t poison its own drinking water, strip away its topsoil, drive wildlife populations into decline, and create chronic illness through the very food system it depends on.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The fact that billionaires still want more money should be studied by the same people who study serial killers.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

This lady in Walmart just told her daughter "you campaigning for a real good ass whooping and you about to win the election"

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Well said. 👏👏👏

[Amelia 🇺🇸 @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[` @ymmayerr]

We are literally paying premium prices for the worst version of society we have ever lived in. I need a refund.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they can go to jail for smoking weed but Trump gets a $200 fine for insider trading

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Accurate

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

In case you forgot, we live on a planet where lightning turns sand into glass, dolphins give each other names, the ocean glows in the dark, and rain has a scent before it falls. You stand here with a beating heart, a steady moon above, and a world quietly, absurdly beautiful.

[thami @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Back then…

The average personal tax rate was 5.5%

The average corporate tax rate was 42%

And the tax rate for the ultra wealthy was 91%.

That’s what they stole from us.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Taxpayers realizing they will pay $300 billion to reconstruct Iran after paying $70 billion to destroy it

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao