Deri Ross

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@go_pantss I usually just make this face because I don't know how to fake being happy for someone.

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@go_pantss Literally the only thing from that trip I really enjoyed or remember, besides some of the Smithsonian.

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@go_pantss Awesome! Randomly morbid idea, when I went as a kid, we did a tour of the Ford Theater where Lincoln was shot, and then across the street to a house and you can see the bed he died on. Not sure if they still do that, tho.

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@go_pantss In Cheers, Frasier told everyone his dad was dead. Then the spinoff happened and lo and behold, dad not dead.

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@go_pantss I love all those movies. I watch then all the time. They're like my comfort movies.

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@go_pantss "ChatGPT, write me a pop/rap mashup, but make it cringe."

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@jccronin This sounds like the perfect opening to a post-apocalyptic story... somebody write that!

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@go_pantss Literally the most fragile creatures in the whole damn universe. 🙄 And I bet multiverses, if they exist.

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@seanfeucht That scripture only applies to people being persecuted for following the Bible correctly, not whatever the feucht you and the right-wing idiots are doing.

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Barreling into 2023 like...

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Bro is going to remember this L for the rest of his life