OBAMA MADE AMERICANS BUY HEALTH INSURANCE, OR YOU PAID A FINE!
BIDEN MADE YOU TAKE A SHOT, OR YOU LOST YOUR JOB!!
TELL ME AGAIN, HOW TRUMP IS A FASCIST DICTATOR??
Donald Trump is the first racist in history to have...
...dated a black woman
....deported an ex-Nazi
...upgraded MLK's birthplace to a national historic park
...posthumously pardoned legendary boxer Jack Johnson
...kissed the Western Wall
...loves his Jewish grandchildren
...established an Opportunity & Revitalization Council to restore black neighborhoods
...signed a major criminal reform bill
…granted Alice Johnson clemency
…loaned his personal jet to Nelson Mandela
...declared Jerusalem the capital of Israel
...moved the US Embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem
...overseen the lowest black unemployment in history
...denounced David Duke over 20 years ago
...been given a lifetime achievement award after paving a way for blacks to enter corporate America...
Worst. Racist. Ever.
We aren’t talking about this play enough for my liking
MVP vs DPOY, on basically no rhythm at this point in the game
Coming off a turnover and take foul
Sees the DPOY and sees food, gets to his stepback, makes him touch earth, CASH 😮💨
@_iamlougotti Mickey Mantle is already a legend but imagine what he would’ve done if he didn’t blow out his knee and play his entire career with a uncorrected torn ACL
Erika Kirk seen crying: “She’s so performative! Look at those fake tears!”
Erika Kirk seen not crying: “Wow looks like she’s moved on pretty fast! Why isn’t she more upset??”
Erika Kirk seen laughing: “What’s so funny? Her husband just died!”
Erika Kirk seen frowning: “Why’s she scowling like that? What’s she so angry about???”
Erika Kirk seen existing in public: “She should be home with her kids! She’s abandoned them!”
Erika Kirk not seen existing in public: “Where is she? What is she hiding??? Why is she being so suspiciously quiet????”
Erika Kirk seen eating pancakes: “Look at this stupid bimbo eating pancakes! Too good for waffles huh?”
Erika Kirk seen eating waffles: “Really INTERESTING that she chose waffles of all things! Kind of suspicious if you ask me!”
I’m officially convinced. It was a hoax. The Trump Administration recruited a leftist Kamala Harris voting Trump hater to participate in a staged assassination that would include the shooter getting shot at and then locked in federal prison for the rest of his life. The Kamala Harris voter agreed to this plan, that works against his political and personal interests, because he’s just like a really generous guy. Meanwhile the Trump Administration, despite dastardly planning multiple assassination hoaxes, decided to keep their patsy alive and a permanent liability to them, rather than just killing him like they could have easily done. They did this because they also are really strangely generous in a very odd and specific way. So in summary we have a plot where all parties involved are working against their own interests with no real discernible benefit to any of them. There is no evidence of this plan and it doesn’t even make any intuitive sense and the motives for everyone are unclear if not insane, but still I believe it because I’m a very smart person.