Derick Rhodes

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@ksorbs I dunno man, it could be the pointless warmongering, the blatant corruption, the credible accusations of child sex abuse or the destruction of our reputation overseas... Or maybe the libs are just master politicians.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@majikdewd @kaiserknuckles7 I like Tifa, I like her design, I like her personality, I don't even dislike her wallflower personality. I actually think she gets kind of shafted by the writers. Despite all her motivations, she continues to be relegated to 'love interest' as a plot device.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@majikdewd @kaiserknuckles7 No, she thinks Sephiroth is dead. She was there when his ass was thrown in the reactor. I'm talking about when they all start seeing him alive again. Even when they are hot on his trail already, Cloud is always THE rival, despite her having the exact same reason to hate Sephi.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@TOliveFern Why are they captioning people just.... stepping out of the way of a big ass dog as "shocked"... I dunno man, maybe they just know a dog isn't going to think about being polite and stepping aside? Fuckin.... weird.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@billmaher The definition of peace is getting weird. 3 countries descending in chaos and civil war typically doesn't fit in my brain space as peaceful but... you do you, I guess.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@feniu2137 @MrDeepestvoice @JoshStrifeHayes I'm gonna back Leo on this one. If your game hinges its value on something you don't see for over 100 hours, just don't include the first 100 hours. Make a game that is literally the endgame loop. Why do I need 100+ shitty hours of game first?

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@JoshStrifeHayes Wait, they make fake tea? Is it... like.... dyed? What makes it fake? I'm so confused.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@joelbrew36 @saras76 He was home. He lived in that town.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@nio4537 @Genki_JPN I hope your spine survives the amount of bending over backwards you have to do to find an argument here. It's gonna be rough.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@nio4537 @Genki_JPN Oh, THAT'S why. Oh jeez. I didn't realize it was all of those Final Fantasy VII Dirge of Cerberus fans out there looking to get Cloud into Smash. He was definitely the main character in that one, right? Or are you thinking someone played KH and thought... THAT RANDOM GUY.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@nio4537 @Genki_JPN Oh sweet jesus, why did I think you would understand statistics?

I was trying to be generous. FF7, the fuckin game in question, has only sold 15 million copies. That's not even half of what Smash Ultimate sold. (36 million).

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@nio4537 @Genki_JPN Smash bros has sold over 78 million copies. The ENTIRE Final Fantasy franchise has sold 200 million copies. FF has over 100 titles to its retinue. Smash has 5. Just 5. And that does not include the reality that Smash games are couch co-op. You need a single copy for 8 people.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@DashingDavidYT Diamond is a rolling battle where you're fighting him from the airship and you have to trick him into running into terrain and stuff. And I have no idea what you do for ultimate.... Mech battle him? Steal some tech from Shinra and box his ass?

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@DashingDavidYT I'm sure it's gonna be sick, but... Weapons are gonna be wild. I really hope they don't end up as fights where we just stand at their feet. I want each one to be unique.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@DashingDavidYT Ruby* not sapphire. Sapphire is clearly a cinematic thing where you are running from his assault before the cannon fires.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@DashingDavidYT Just imagine: Sapphire is a fight where his torso is sticking out of the sand and he's got lots of tentacle minions to kill. Emerald is an on rails shooter using the sub mixed with bits where you gotta swim out and break something in a time limit.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@nio4537 @Genki_JPN Buddy. There are more smash fans that final fantasy fans. It's very possible that FF leeched fans off of exposure from Smash. Hamaguchi suggesting people play FF7 to learn about Cloud and Sephiroth is not some grave insult to the series... It's marketing.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@GuntherEagleman Yeah... the people that live there. Hand warmers and winter gear aren't hard to find in fucking Minnesota you twat. The rest is corner store shit. It's not rocket science.

[Derick Rhodes @DerickARhodes]

@nio4537 @Genki_JPN Again, reading comprehension. Oddly enough, that includes context clues.

Pretending a statement is incomprehensible because of a single letter type doesn't make you look smart, it makes you look like a whiny bitch who can't make a point so he's just gonna pitch a fit about typos