Derick E 🇺🇬

Environmentalist || Man United || Vipers

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“You Went To School, I Went To School. You Graduated, I Graduated. You’re Working, I’m Working. 7 Years After Graduation… You’re Meeting Me And You Want Me To Marry You, And You’re Asking Me If I Have a Car Or a House. So Tell Me… Why Don’t You Have a Car Or a House? We’ve Both Been Earning Salaries For The Past 7 Years. What Did You Do With Your Own Money? Make it, Make Sense.”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Even at your lowest, there are people you should never ask for help.

[Loum Bernard @LoumBernard]

Bro got free fruits and a free ride 😂 #Karuma

[Andrew Kabuura. @andrewkabuura]

Africa, I’m excited to present the 2026 FIFA World Cup + a great panel of top legends @SuperSportTV. See you soon!

But 1st, who are your 2 favorite nations to win it?

#EverythingCanWait #DStvFIFAWorldCup26

[Vikram @Vikram10729557]

Divided by species United by problem 😂

[Dr Gacikira 🕹️ @gacikiraMD]

In your career, you will meet a co-worker who hates you for no reason. It is very important you keep showing up at your best, keep triggering them and their insecurities.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

You're a man. 97% of your stress should be about money or job, not about who is not talking to you.

[Derick E 🇺🇬 @Dericke64]

@twitgameboy God did it!

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

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Write yourself a message for the future.

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

His calmness and strategy should be studied 😂

90+ mins winner

[Joshua Samuel @opeyemi2j]

economy so bad you will be thinking you made financial mistake but all you did was buy bread.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The more toxic the workplace, the more meetings it has.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our pre-season schedule is set! 🫡

Sat 18 July: Wrexham in Helsinki 🇫🇮
Fri 24 July: Rosenborg in Norway 🇳🇴
Sat 1 Aug: Atleti in Stockholm 🇸🇪
Sat 8 Aug: PSG in Gothenburg 🇸🇪
Wed 12 Aug: Leeds in Dublin 🇮🇪
Sat 15 Aug: AC Milan in Wroclaw 🇵🇱

[Manchester City @ManCity]

We are delighted to announce that Divine Mukasa has signed a new long-term deal with the Club 🩵

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

These days girls don't post their boyfriend because they want other men to believe they're available.

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

there are some conversations you’ll have with your girlfriend and you’ll just know you can never wife her.

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

Easiest ways to get rich:

1. Sell men lust
2. Sell women beauty
3. Sell parents peace
4. Sell kids dreams
5. Sell the rich safety
6. Sell the broke hope

Same game. Different packaging.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the most unseen privilege in life, a supportive family.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

NOBODY WARNED ME AT 32. SO I'M WARNING YOU.
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1. Your parents are not background characters.