Derivative Dog

“Beef jerky time” and 35+ years of trading global commodity derivatives. Stanford class of ‘84

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Is Spain a racist country???
I don’t know as I don’t live there to know or see that experience. But I know there is RACISM in the stadiums there & it seems to be accepted by the authorities for some reason??? To see a young man break down in a press conference like @vinijr is heartbreaking to see.
Hearing Javier Tebas (@LaLigaEN President) sh*t last season tells me there needs to be BIG changes at the top / convictions from the big organisations!

I salute you bro @vinijr ❤️

[Como1907 @Como_1907]

"At the end of training my coach pulled me aside and handed me a letter which said that I was called-up for the friendly against Belgium. At that moment I completely lost it! I was surprised, happy, scared, excited, confused and my pulse was racing. The first thing I did was call my parents."

Matteo Papaccioli, Italian-Brazilian midfielder of the U16 of Como 1907 was called up by the Italian national team in February and even scored against Belgium.

Read more ➡️ https://t.co/3iMmnO7KzI

[80s&90sFootball ⚽ @80s90sfootball]

Ahead of England v Belgium

Here's a flashback to #Italia90 & David Platt's volley in the last minute of extra time

🎙from John Motson

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

It is amazing if you owe 1p HMRC will chase you to the ends of the earth and spend a fortune to get it back.

But if the wife of the PM’s company goes bankrupt owing HMRC £350k, doesn’t matter, written off.

[Derivative Dog @DerivativeDog]

@BladeoftheS @GrimTim_GTID That must have stung what! 🤣

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nadhim Zahawi agreed to pay the £3,000,000 tax bill he lied about and hid from HMRC for 6 years.

He should be sent to jail for fraud.

RT if you want to see him in jail.

I followback

[Wiltshire Hunt Saboteurs @WiltsHuntSabs]

Given the news that Tom Ledbury (right) has now been convicted, we are asking why Rob Shearring (pictured with spade) who is also in the video assisting Radbourne and Thompson, has not also been charged? @WiltsRuralCrime @RSPCA_official? Any reason why justice remains unserved?

[Derivative Dog @DerivativeDog]

@BladeoftheS Housing is a basic human right…it’s a clear example of market failure…homes have been made a financial asset class…the government needs to intervene…it’s a scam…conflicts of interest go deep into the government and their supporters

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

One of the reasons why house prices are so high in London.

1.03m of them are owned by private Landlords, Jeremy Hunt owns 7 himself.

Paying already rich people even more, will create even more Landlords pushing House Prices and Rent even higher.

But of course Hunt knows this.

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

Siri… show me a man who’d cheerfully donate a toe to experience a Dutch oven off Donald Trump…

Nigel Farage once again pointing at his own skid marks and pretending that someone else snook in and sharted in his underpants

[Teppo @teppo]

@P_Kallioniemi

[Derivative Dog @DerivativeDog]

@P_Kallioniemi @washingtonpost @NBCNews She’s a bit fluffy…needs to lay off the baklava

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Later, during Russia's violent gang wars, Katerina and her sister were sent to Germany to safety, and were safeguarded by Putin's old friend, Matthias Warnig.

Perhaps due to the babysitting, Warnig was later given a big role in the Nord Stream pipeline project.

3/19

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

In today's #vatniksoup, I'll introduce a Russian pediatric endocrinologist and businesswoman, Maria Vorontsova née Putina. She's best-known for being the daughter of Vladimir Putin, supporting the Kremlin's genocidal war on Ukraine, and for living a lavish life in the West.

1/19

[Derivative Dog @DerivativeDog]

@P_Kallioniemi I reckon…investigate…prosecute @NCA_UK @UKSFO and then 👇🏽

[Derivative Dog @DerivativeDog]

@UnityNewsNet What’s the real story here?

[Derivative Dog @DerivativeDog]

@BladeoftheS Why’s he also dressed like a proper tw*t…same stylist as @Jacob_Rees_Mogg …he clearly believes that a tie and jacket masks the fact that he’s an utter c*nt 🤦🏽‍♂️

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nigel Farage unable to realise Brexit is the problem.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

BREAKING
Scott Benton: Ex-Tory MP resigns leaving Rishi Sunak to face NEW
by-election on May 2nd in Blackpool South after Benton was caught in a lobbying sting!!

Jeez.... https://t.co/aBOkDYtYC0

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

24 years ago today:

Paolo Di Canio scores one of the great Scissorbastards in the history of Scissorbastards…