ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ

ʟɪꜰᴇ ɪꜱ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜱᴏ ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ. ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ. | @SaltyLilBeach, I choose you! | OC | RP | 18+ | #Nixxxed

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

My Mrs. Cleaver 😍🥰

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

I’ll be wrapped around your finger. 🎵

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

Now I wait to know @saltylilbeach can get back in. 😤

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

I didn’t think Twitter was going to let me in today.

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

@certifiedkunt You almost can’t even see this one, what the hell?

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

@SaltyLilBeach <Smirking, and watching in relief as you squeeze not smack.> Smart, because your one year warranty is almost up.

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

@SaltyLilBeach <Tilting my head, wondering how much harder this will be than playful now.> This wasn’t a challenge on how hard you can do it….

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

@SaltyLilBeach Do it. You won’t.

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

@SaltyLilBeach Well no one every accused me of being fast at anything.

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

A true and glorious accomplishment. 😁

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

@SaltyLilBeach Right to my heart. 😫

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

@SaltyLilBeach Were you dogging on me? 😠

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

@SaltyLilBeach You’ll have to smell it all the way home too! 🤣

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

Why don’t you take a poop outside and think about it? 😭

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

@SaltyLilBeach Just trying to be 1/18th as cool as you.

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

I came back to get my 10K tweet.

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

@SaltyLilBeach Heck yeah, it’s been amazing and next year even better.

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

Best friends forever. Couldn’t imagine how bad this year would have been without you.

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

@SaltyLilBeach 9 months living together, my shave schedule is coming together nicely.

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

Facial hair had to go. 😏