Derplord47⚰️

Mostly shitposts and clips with occasional thoughts | Vtubers and anime |+18 preferably

[mar @kisstheladder8]

heading to work and it’s 65° out

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I keep flipping the light switches out of force of habit 😔 I feel so pitiful switching them back off when nothing happens

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Literally never getting Tagalog on Duolingo man 😭😭😭

[6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv]

Duolingo gives their take on Toronto slang 👀

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@runwildkian I don’t think that’s legal. He’s got 8 arms to catch with.

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@rrrogue248 Dw Bro it’s gonna feel so good when the $63.14 check hits your bank account

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lol I don’t think I get out enough

[spec @specsosa]

one day you gon hit that vape and just die

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Why did community notes dm me this one thing and nothing ever again??? Don’t be shy

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When you’re using chat gpt as a therapist and it drops the phrase “survival mode” is like getting a legendary drop

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@txiokatu @JustinWhang Seis leches??? Honestly that’s just too many leches

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“Why is it so small?”
Uhhh gym penis?
“But you weigh 250 pounds?”
I’m not cutting yet

[New York Post @nypost]

'Gym penis' is real, says nurse - why it happens and when to see a professional https://t.co/YS5T6L7Y21

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@Nox_Orphee Uuu nox has puppy fever

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

POV: It's 2005 and you fell asleep watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban on DVD

[evie ❤️☁️ @evielovesplush]

REVISED

hindsight is 20/20

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@perfectdread It’s like a funnel man