Derrick Clark

If it pops into my head, I’ll post it here. Give me your best!

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Idea : a sci-fi concept. People pay to participate in ‘ the matrix.’ You are able to pay to have your body locked-in to a simulation of your choosing, for however long you desire. I would happily spend a month in ‘Jurassic Park’ or ‘Pokemon.” Those memories would be addicting.

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A Jedi who has mechanical Jedi powers similar to professor Xavier. Like how professor X can see mutants from across TG gm globe or galaxy, (S)he can intercept radio messages across time and space. @Lucasfilm

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Just got a pothole on Manchester Rd. Arhat would have made my disc skip back in the day.

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“Grey” is light, like steel or tungsten. “Gray” is dark like charcoal. I don’t make the rules. That’s just how it is.

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Nine beer + 9 taco challenge.

@AnheuserBusch and @JackBox

Coming soon.

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There needs to be an AI assistant that takes your Boomer parents’ voice-to-text message and gives you the important parts- just text what’s important. My mom, REFUSES to not use v-t-t and that has created a void in our communications. @Apple please help Us fix our communication.

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I have one question: On the celebration day of America’s 250th independence, will we be at war? And if so, how does that lurk over our nation’s history; on-par for the course, or just another hiccup in Our timeline?

Thoughts and comments are *always* welcome.

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The #WHCD shooting was staged to initiate funding for the White House ballroom.

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@PGATOUR2K

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Among Us golf : 4v4 golf, alternate shot. 1 player out of the 8 is the imposter- pulling shots, missing putts, duffing drives, etc. After each hole, the 8 golfers cast their votes for the imposter. The one with the most votes is cast OB. Game continues from there.

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@PostMalone

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Song idea : A country + rap duet called “driving down Virginia” as in the state and the state street. ‘A Tale of Two Cities’ theme.

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You know how some animas cohabitate? Well I think pokemon should adopt that idea and generate encounters of 2 Pokemon at once from the grass/water/etc. think about a pikipek and a tauros spawning together. So 2v2 wild @Pokemon battles. @PokemonGoApp could also adopt this idea.

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Say what you will about @JaredLeto acting, I don’t care. I like the guy. @TheOutsider is an AMAZING film and led by Leto FANTASTICALLY.

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You know what I LOVE about streaming services? That I can select a show or movie, get up, make an entire ass meal, then (and only then) the ads are over and my movie starts.

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White people like to eat Asian food and say, “it’s spicier than last time. But, like, it’s a good spicy! I kinda like it better this time.”

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In order to appreciate the mountain, you have to see the peak and valley.

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A box of tissues is a box of napkins if you’re lazy enough.

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I used to think complacency was the enemy to change. Now I feel wanting to be competent is the actual enemy.

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“Go lick yourself” would be a sick burn in the #Zootopia world.

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@totinos you need to work with that chip company of a similar name and give me those “hint of lime” pizza rolls fr

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I wish standing in the moonlight during a bright, full moon made you warm like it does during the daytime.

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Asking for a friend: are we still cutting the 6-pack rings for the turtles? TIA