Derrick Arthur

You can see me on FBI: Most Wanted, The Blacklist and in films: Delivery Man, The Humbling, & People, Places, Things! Always moving forward!

[Derrick Arthur @DerrickArthur]

Zooey Deschanel is in a movie titled “The New Guy” where she has three male friends and ends up with one of them. Then she is in a tv show titled “New Girl” where she has three male friends and ends up with one of them… mind blown

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The OG one hit wonder

[Variety @Variety]

Trump Makes It Official: The 'Freedom 250' Concerts Are Canceled — to Be Replaced With 'the Greatest Rally EVER!,' Starring Him and (Surprise) Lee Greenwood https://t.co/S0UWtzW7Uk

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I’m in my 30s. Never been to Disney and think I never will. I find theme parks to be a huge scam. I don’t like rides so probably not my cup of tea. I will be going to Universal for sure because films and getting my self a wand from Ollivanders is a must.

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Sometimes I think I’d be ok being poor. I love rice and beans, grilled cheese sandwiches, ramen and cereal way too much. But idk.

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@melonmamass Because dudes online are idiots 95% of the time

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I was cool with saving seats until one Christmas Eve, some midwest house wife saved 3 rows of pews for her whole family. No one showed up and half way through mass, Fr. Schmidt called her out for making 30 ppl to stand in the back. He then invited all 30 to sit in their seats.

[Chikky @chickyxime]

I might be old school but I think it is okay to save a seat for someone.

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@KinkyKatieRadio @KhanSaba1278 Hahahahahah

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Is Nick Castellanos that bad he’s not in the lineup or is he pulling a Noah Syndergaard and won’t play his former teams because he’s a diva? #RingTheBell

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@ramenslurperr @Mara_Webster You’re AI

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@PardonMyTake Bro just went to Boston. He’s about to, you know what, let him figure it out on his own.

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@melkteeth Typically how naps end

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@PhilliesNation I feel sometimes he forgets he’s a catcher with how many times he’s been hit by a pitch that he didn’t catch. He’s got a great arm, is agile, but sometimes bro forgets his job title of “catch”-er.

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If they don’t pop out, the bouncing thing ain’t worth doing.

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@barstoolsports Is shake shack bringing back the Linsanity Shake?

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@PhilliesNation Fucking booo

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I’m declaring this the summer of popsicles! I’m gonna crush so many freezers pops and bomb pops this summer!

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@OtunbaSebotimo I’m guessing woman in black is wife and the woman in white is wife’s mom.

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And…the problem is what?? Live your damn life

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Health experts warn the viral Kool-Aid pineapple trend can pack as much sugar as 20–35 Krispy Kreme glazed donuts in a single jar. 😳

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@CultureCrave Driven by the thriller/horror genre in a month not known for horror films. Positive signs for original concepts. Bring back raunchy comedies!!

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Things I wish for:

Happiness for all

Gas prices to go back down to the $2 to $3 range

The entirety of the Epstein Files and Alien Files to be released unredacted. If a person is a monster and pe do, they need to be fucking abolished from everything life has to offer

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@OsheaJacksonJr