Derrick ''Vacuum Shnoze'' Clampitt

Lake Area Tech class of 91'
Assistant/Volunteer coach of the 7th grade lady bobcats🏀 South Dakota highschool/college fan+Writer. God Bless the USA🇺🇸.

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@cheswinny69 No kidding ches! What a slut...but talk about some eye candy😋😉

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@keithbloomberg @cheswinny69 Still with us Keither?

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@randyisfishing @bigrogtom @stewartdickIII @cheswinny69 @RichDickisBack No kidding! I am back at my trailer with frozen peas on the old knee's and a cold tall one in my hand🍻

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Holy Fuckk! Do not eat the complimentary hot dogs at the Deva Vu Minneapolis! Watched @ramsbooty69 house 12 dogs while getting a dance with Crystal. Aside from the dogs, talent was spectacular! Couldn't get @keithbloomberg to leave sniffers row.. bastards got pink eye now!#DevaVu

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@randyisfishing @bigrogtom Two truths and a lie:
-I have been drinking all morning
-@bigrogtom Tom likes underage girls
-There are not horny co eds in B town this weekend

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@cheswinny69 @WilliamsBr48619 @bigrogtom @ Any other Viks fan

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KOC probably "Ok JJ you are going to act hurt so we don't have to bench you...We gotta give our fans what they want... Another washed Ginger QB who will win games until it really matters". Gotta almost feel bad for these sad sacks! #JJtoPracticeSquad

[Ben Goessling @BenGoessling]

Here is the play where Kevin O’Connell said J.J. McCarthy sprained his ankle. “He just kind of got rolled up on. We didn’t think it was significant when we came off after that series.” McCarthy got it taped up after the series and went back in the game, but it was worse today.

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@bigrogtom @BarstoolLancers @ZachCarlson57 @randyisfishing Rog i just fuckin woke up in the Zebra dumpster with nothing on but a torn up lancers jersey, and a breathalyzer mouth piece!

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I sure hope this is a joke!

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

1 game.

1 award.

Your NFC Offensive Player of the Week.

🏅 @jjmccarthy09

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@bigrogtom Rog, McCarthy is gonna be flipping patties and living in your trailer park in 1 week. Time the get a real QB buddy! Can't wait for the Viks to loose only the game that matters! Same old viks rog

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@RichDickisBack Josh Allen round one!

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@randyisfishing Dream?? Chiraq is a nightmare for me pal. Not my crowd...

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@cheswinny69 Your right i can't you section 8 bastard... I can hear your snoke alarm chirping through the picture you sissy! Cheers bud

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@cheswinny69 suck on this u liberal pussy

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@cheswinny69 suck on this u liberal pussy

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@stewartdickIII @Yelp Hard to beat the old 38 Roadhouse Stew! Lot of good times there! My old Harley has been doing that Tesla self driving bullshit long before it was a thing leaving that place! It's what I call booze control!

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@randytheguy68 Rand,
Daddy ball and tears at the mound never amount to shit. It is a damn shame. Those little bastards haven't seen the buckle of a belt quite enough and it shows! All we can do now is drink and find a new bookie for next year. #LLWS

Cheers,

Vacuum 👃

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@RichDickisBack @rodney_coc62165 It's one thing to hit em just once Rich...but We know Coc is a fish when it comes to drinking. That dumb bastard was there from open to close every day of the week. It might be time to put down the bottle and pick up a job for him!

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The rumors are true...This morning leaving Lucky's after a couple of bloody Marys this morning my sweet American made steel Chariot known as "White Freedom" to my close pals and I was taken from me. 1st ole Red now her! This is no accident but terrorism #ICANTGOON

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@stewartdickIII Give me women in game 7 stew!